White Pants

Psycho Mike with another great parody of Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance: White Pants. This song can still be downloaded from KROQ's Kevin and Bean homepage under sounds.

Lyrics:
Her trouser are white
That means that tonight
I'm gaining access to that
Forbidden tunnel of love

You can't deny it
You wanna try it
Your pants let me know that
I can try you on like a glove

Find yourself a pillow and bite it
You wore the white pants you can't hide it
And gay dudes really like it
So just pretend your in jail

White pants, you're offering up your backside
White pants, you're giving your cornhole up to me
Look this isn't heresy, rumor, or myth
Though it's proven science

It's like a bullseye
Drawn on your browneye
An invitation to tee off
On hole number two

Nothing you can do could prevent me
From trying out your alternate entry
The message that your white pants sent me
Is come on cowboy it's on

Girl what's the matter
YOu're serving pu pu platter
When I see your pants are white
That's right

White pants, you're offering up your backside
White pants, you're giving your cornhole up to me
Look this isn't heresy, rumor, or myth
Though it's proven science

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• KROQ
• Kevin
• Bean
• Psycho
• Mike
• White
• Pants
• Parody
• Fall
• Out
• Boy
• Dance
• Lyrics

[8803333]

what the fuck ?!

[darkkkman]

boring

[drano4]

hahahahahhahah, way better then the original.