Moves Like Jabba (Maroon 5 PARODY!)

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Featuring
Richard Ryan as Han Solo - http://youtube.com/RatedRR
WheezyWaiter as Obi Wan - http://youtube.com/WheezyWaiter
Ashley Pittman as Slave Lea - https://plus.google.com/107958067285263037110
Lawrence Green as Luke Skywalker
Jason Bond as Porkins
Edward Joyce as Rancor Trainer
Shawn Nier as Boba Fett

Thanks to Team Unicorn and the 501st Legion!

Download our version of the song for free:
http://www.gamefront.com/files/20879914/Moves_Like_Jabba_1_mp3

LYRICS:

[Han Solo]
Oh! He's Jabba the Hut
He's a gangster
90% percent butt
High Blood Pressure
On this pleasure barge, he always lives large
with pig bodyguards

He never wears clothes
Cuz he's baller
He puts on these shows
Girl's wear collars
She danced for a bit
Got dropped in the pit
Now she's rancor sh**
cause he rolls like this

Lick you with his tongue
On the trap door
Don't get it on your face
He has cold sores

Move like Jabba
I'm eating food like Jabba
Wish I could mooooooove... like Jabba

No Jedi mind tricks can control him
The force bounces off his double chin

With them moves like Jabba
He's got big boobs like Jabba
I gotta moooooooove... like Jabba

[Slave Lea]
My little bro, is a jedi knight
and you got my man stuck in carbonite
So fat and greedy
Prolly got diabetes
Like Willfred Brimly

So eat them frogs
Cuz this won't end nice
Grab this chain, ooh Jabba, take your life

You put me in this slave outfit
My little bro will see this
Can't believe we kissed
Ohhhhhh oh oh!
I think he liked it

[Han Solo]
His big slimy tongue
will seduce you
laugh like Salacious Crumb
when he shows you

All these moves like Jabba
I'm getting nude like Jabba
I gotta mooooooove... like Jabba

Goes to Space Buffets and eats it all
That's why he's got really high Cholesterol

With the moves like Jabba
We've got the moves like Jabba
I've got the moooooooves... like Jabba

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[MrWottsn]

better than the original o.O

[arckangel38]

Wow, hot Leia!

[MB3448]

Awesome WilfordBrimley Diabetes reference.

[BensMuscleProducts95]

She´s Simply HOT!

[LynnJynh9315]

I would not be surprised if Lucas put this song in the film.

[LiQuiD524]

huuutteeenbaaalll !!!!!!, xDDDD

[davidfalloutbandit]

0:45 love it

[dlunas81]

I still can't believe how great this turned out. Nice work, guys.

[davidfalloutbandit]

that techno beat befor the singing is just awesome

[Kwings3]

DIABETUS!

[marvelfett2]

@mdtwiztid I think it is more likely a mistake than artistic license. There really is no reason for that change if it was. The line would not have had any different meaning if they had said "my big bro" instead of "my little bro".

[MrCrikeyDingo]

Jabba's shit would smell so bad...