SUTN-The sin of Onan Part 1
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thanks I was REALLY WORRIED about "COULD HAVE BEENS" besides if ONAN did it in nature...hmm good times boss but its better to be with a hot girl... aww yea Praise the Lord
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eat the mandrakes and then do it........ tell the sports club at church to mention backing one off and the guys follow you out and threaten your life over it because you might think about something lustfull yet they're always blaspheming God because they didn't get a pay raise at their work ok!!??
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you are correct sir!! and your prize is a pair "Gzus" rollerblade's, so that you can truly be, "a holy roller"
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mate u dont hav anything 2 worry about. the sin of onan is a common misconception. if uv read the text in the bible the reason Onan is put to death isn't masturbation but for not fulfilling a solemn duty of the brother-in-law to provide children for his brother's widow. its implied at he withdrew from her just b4 orgasm & thats wat it means wen it sez he spilt his seed on the ground
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soz lol im studying 2 much i didnt read it deeply enough 2 grasp the metaphor lol
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atheism ftw
why the fuck would a supernatural diety with command over the entire universe including the 6 billion pp on earth give a shit over whether we jack off?
liber8me 4 years ago
what supernatural diety has control over all 6 billion people on earth? Sounds like you too has committed the sin of onan!
deman177 4 years ago
u didnt aswer my question: why would any1 care????
liber8me 4 years ago
It's called comedy,my friend. Actually it's a parody of religious programming....get it?
deman177 4 years ago