Real Men of Genius (Parody: Rocket Launcher Whore)

My first attempt, go easy. Hopefully, once the new video download system for Bungie PRO subscribers on Bungie.net arrives, I can make a machinima out of this. I don't have a capture card on me now, so I had to borrow screenshots at the last minute.

Also: Launcher*

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

Lyrics:
Blood Light presents: Real Men of Genius
REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Today, we salute you, Mr. Rocket Launcher whore.
MR. ROCKET LAUNCHER WHORE!
It is you who keeps stealing kills and betraying teammates with your awe-inspiring explosions.
WTF YOU STOLE MY KILL!
You point your Rocket Launcher at an enemy vehicle, aim, miss, and get splattered.
THAT HACKER THE ROCKET SHOULD HAVE HIT HIM!
The only time you've destroyed a vehicle was when your buddy's Warthog pulled up next to you and siginaled for you to get in.
THAT NOOB ALMOST SPLATTERED ME!
So crack open an ice-cold Blood Light, oh decimator of vehicles, because no one gets booted from the game faster than you.
MR. ROCKET LAUNCHER WHORE!

Bloodwiser is the official drink of the Bungie Ninjas.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Real
• Men
• of
• Genius
• Halo
• Rocket
• Launcher
• Whore
• Blood
• Light
• Bloodwiser
• Mudkipz
• Parody

[Halcylon]

Holy. God. No.  Give me my time and ears back. Quit punching that chipmunk in the throat.

[DORegan210]

that was very bad, watch teammates of genius, its way better

[thehalosparten54]

is that the whore in the background

[TaNgL3D]

GAY LISP!!!!!!

[Dark666Whispers]

thts actualy quite sad

[skidah]

learn to spell launcher properly....it's got a H in there buddy. Also........this is sh1t.

[lxlfisherlxl]

before u try to make a video, be sure u can actually replicate the voices...

[Suuuuublime]

whats the point of making this vid...

[SWMTProjects]

Oh shit... I remember this...

[HiddenWombats]

I probably could have dealt with the bad quality if it was actually a video

[chenjohn]

wow gay gay gay u r gay

[CBTrigger]

Dear lord. Please dont attempt at a sequal. The lines were dumb, your voice was annoying as nails down a chalk board, and its hard to even understand what was being said. Please, give up. Dont even try again.