Top 10 Ways to Harass a Telemarketer

You don't need to buy telezapper or take your name off a calling list! Have fun with telemarketers, harass them!

** Just to clarify, these are just some funny suggestions on how to have fun with a telemarketer. No, we weren't trying to make the calls sound real. Yes, they are fake. Laughs all around right? Hope you enjoy!

In case you can't read them they are
10. Ask annoying questions about the product then dont buy it
9. just hang up
8. put THEM on hold
7. pretend to speak chinese
6. when they ask how you are tell them! (and take a really long time)
5. refuse to give out your credit card number unless they marry you
4. ask to call them back at home
3. tell them you dont have any friends for the family and friends plan
2. ask them to spell EVERYTHING out
1. pretend you have just caught a prank caller

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtGXevwPl_Q

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[polandpal97]

HAHAHA OMG I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT TELEMARKETER!!!!!!!! U R HILARIOUS

[flamedrag18]

HAHAHAHAHA

the first one is awesome

#5 is just wrong and hilarious "will you marry me?" "huh???" LOL

#4 is like a punch in the gut lol

[iamdustin12]

LOL the 245 people that disliked this are probably telemarketers..

[JesusTwoThousand]

i'd love to see her at (any) work

[HalseyAlexander]

She looks like a retard when she throws those balls

[dklegend96]

I cant wait to do #4 and #2, lmfao.

[Origamiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

this is good

[WildRule9]

my favorite comeback was when someone wanted to talk to my dad about a phone plan. I told the telemarketer that my dad was drunk, naked, and running around the house with paint on his face, and the guy said he'd call back later.

[suprhavkdogi]

Did you skip number 9?

[HighwindIV]

number 4 is from sienfeld lol

[TheDonAK57]

CHOWW!!

[iLiekpie123123]

wow i'm chinese, but that was pretty funny :D