Uploaded on Oct 23, 2011
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I'm in an Eli Manning commercial.
(open-mouth dumb face beat, looking slightly off camera before cluing in and making eye contact)
HI.. I'M QUARTERBACK ELI MANNING.
NOW, YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THAT (tugs collar) ... BUT THERE WAS ALSO A TIME, IF I TOLD YA I'D HAVE A SUPER BOWL MVP AND A FETCHIN' WIFE, YOU'DA SAID *THAT OLE DAWG WON' HUNT.
(wide side angle, showing camera guy, cue card guy tossing him a football as he goes into 3-step drop:)
IT'S TIME FOR **YOU (pump/point football at cam) TO 'SPECT MORE OUTTA YER'SELF TOO ... WHEN YA PLAY **FANTASY FOOTBALL.
(tight) GO PRO.
(upbeat) THE PFFL ... (counting on fingers) PROFESSIONAL, FANTASY, FOOTBALL, (//concentrating hard for the pinky) ... LEAGUE.
(this part will probably be a voice over of Eli practicing drop backs, pump fakes, looking a little Uncle Rico...)
-GO UP AGAINST *OTHER REALLY GOOD FANTASY PLAYERS ... TO FIND OUT WHO'S THE BEST OF THE BEST.
-IT'S TRADITIONAL FANTASY FOOTBALL, LIKE YOU KNOW AND LOVE ... AND WHEN YA WIN YER LEAGUE, YA MOVE UP.
(tight) THE PFFL ... (wind up a pass) GO PRO. (throws, low) (wide shot side) Fires ball to cue card guy ... probably a short hop at his cards as he's asking for it up high with his hands.
BACK TO ELI, SHRUGS AND TUGS, does his dumb hangdog head curse thing, then slowly looks back to the camera with the STUPIDEST SMILE-FACE EVER, which is held way too long before immediate cut to black