Best Eli Manning commercial

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I'm in an Eli Manning commercial.
(open-mouth dumb face beat, looking slightly off camera before cluing in and making eye contact)

HI.. I'M QUARTERBACK ELI MANNING.

NOW, YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THAT (tugs collar) ... BUT THERE WAS ALSO A TIME, IF I TOLD YA I'D HAVE A SUPER BOWL MVP AND A FETCHIN' WIFE, YOU'DA SAID *THAT OLE DAWG WON' HUNT.

(wide side angle, showing camera guy, cue card guy tossing him a football as he goes into 3-step drop:)

IT'S TIME FOR **YOU (pump/point football at cam) TO 'SPECT MORE OUTTA YER'SELF TOO ... WHEN YA PLAY **FANTASY FOOTBALL.

(tight) GO PRO.

(upbeat) THE PFFL ... (counting on fingers) PROFESSIONAL, FANTASY, FOOTBALL, (//concentrating hard for the pinky) ... LEAGUE.

(this part will probably be a voice over of Eli practicing drop backs, pump fakes, looking a little Uncle Rico...)

-GO UP AGAINST *OTHER REALLY GOOD FANTASY PLAYERS ... TO FIND OUT WHO'S THE BEST OF THE BEST.

-IT'S TRADITIONAL FANTASY FOOTBALL, LIKE YOU KNOW AND LOVE ... AND WHEN YA WIN YER LEAGUE, YA MOVE UP.




(tight) THE PFFL ... (wind up a pass) GO PRO. (throws, low) (wide shot side) Fires ball to cue card guy ... probably a short hop at his cards as he's asking for it up high with his hands.

BACK TO ELI, SHRUGS AND TUGS, does his dumb hangdog head curse thing, then slowly looks back to the camera with the STUPIDEST SMILE-FACE EVER, which is held way too long before immediate cut to black

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[Bassai]

I love this video! It's freaking hilarious! The face expressions and failed pass gestures are spot-on!! I'm hesitant to post it on the Giants fan page on facebook. I really want to share it but I don't want to get kicked off the fan page. What should I do?

[thejaredfunnys]

@Bassai Share it with everyone:) It's all on love, yay for Eli MVP #2!

[mluvergirl23]

i love eli but thaat was thefunniest thing ive ever seen in my fucking lifee

[thejaredfunnys]

@mluvergirl23 Thanks, no disrespect to Eli, go Giants!

[010soundsystem]

hahahaha i'm a giants fan and i think this is awesome! you're pretty good!

[thejaredfunnys]

@010soundsystem Thanks!

[1cesanders]

I have been a Manning fan my whole life. This is funny as crap. Thanks for keeping it somewhat respectful.

[metalmeele]

ELI MANNING SUCKS BIG TURKEY BALLS WITH A SIDE DIP OF JIZZ!

[XxXxStonecoldxXxX]

lmao im a true die hard giants fan but this is funny ass shit this what i allways think when eli talks but i notice hes getting better talking specialy after winning his second super bowl lol 2 TIME SUPER BOWL M.V.P!!!

[Bassai]

@letloverule931 When did I say I was sooo bad? Yes, I shared it with my fellow Giants fans. So what? There are obviously two things wrong with you: you lack literacy comprehension skills (missing the point of my post) and have the need to post negative, unwarranted comments to rouse a negative response. Obviously you just want to pull me into a meaningless, childish, name-calling dialogue, just so you could feel that someone's paying attention to you. Need a hug?

[letloverule931]

@Bassai haha you think you're soooo bad don't you? he even said no disrespect to Eli....but you're SO HARDCORE for thinking about posting on the Giants fan page????...hahaha.

[pontifexish]

Would have been funnier if it didn't go on so long. The resemblance is great, and some of the mannerisms, but the voice is way off, and it becomes more noticeable as it goes on. That would get you booed offstage at a comedy club here in NY, not because it satirizes Eli but because you actually sound almost nothing like him. Don't listen to those compliments--you need to work on the voice if you want the looks and mannerisms to count.

[SaKFightClub]

funny!