Ode to Deidre Barlow [Parody of Fountains of Wayne's "Stacey's Mom"]

A love ballad about a character from Coronation Street, set to a Fountains of Wayne song.

Tracy can I come over for a bite to eat
We can hang at your house on Coronation Street
Did your mum get back from her business trip?
Is she there or has she given me the slip

Because there's nobody like me who's so brave and bold
I fancy Deidre Barlow and she's sixty years old

Tracy's Mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited so long
Tracy can't you see that you're not the one for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Tracy Barlow's mom

Tracy do you remember when I fixed your kitchen
Your mum came in with all her wrinkled skin
I turned around to show her my wrench
But when I looked back all I saw was Blanche

And I know I used to have a crush on Deirde
But her mum's sophisticated she could use a guy like me

Deidre's Mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited so long
Tracy can't you see I don't like you or Deidre
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Deirde's Mom

Deirde's Mom has got it going on
She's so old she might remember 1891
Ken will be in awe when he sees me and his mum-in-law
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Tracy's Mom's Mom

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stephen
• Friz
• Frizzle
• Stand-up
• Ode
• to
• Deirdre
• Barlow
• Coronation
• Street
• Song
• Fountains
• of
• Wayne
• Stacy's
• Mom
• Parody
• Maggie
• Jones
• RIP

[Jakeyboy5460]

This is hilarious!

[hunnibud]

hehehe sweet :)