Vote for me

If I was priminister this is what I would do to make England great again. Original song.

If I could be priminister what things would I try to do
If I could be priminister would it have an effect on you
No dole for you scroungers and those who are lazy
All would have jobs including the crazy
I'd pass a lot of laws to make England right
Yes let me have your vote tonight

If I could be priminister I would pass tougher car crime law
Regardless of age or circumstances you would steal cars no more
For if you get caught inside of my car
You will be handed your digits inside of a jar
Steal two and you won't be able to wipe your arse
Oh we want tougher car crime law.

If I could be priminister I would pass abortion law
Unless you were over 25 you would have babies no more
And if you got pregnant and could not afford it
Free knitting needles so you could abort it
Id castrate the chavs so theyd not multiply
Yes let me have your vote tonight


If I could be priminister I would pass immigration law
If you had no skills that benefited us then you could not get on these shores
No speak da lingo then you could not stay
On your raft made of coke cans id send you away
Go back to your land from whence you came
Yes id pass immigration law

If I could be priminister I would pass adultery law
So that my wife would hang by the neck for being a lying cheating whore
And for the fella who was my best friend
I get rusty scissors and cut off his bell end
Id watch as he screamed and he screamed till the endI'd pass adultery law

So vote for me
and once more a great country England will be

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[xmrbojanglesx]

As always Dan thank you for such a complimentary and yet insightful response.

[danbergam]

Your irony and your musicianship are always an amazing instrument, Lee.

Whatever it's one's opinion, with your songs you always give to the listener another, welcome chance for to reflect about these times and many, many themes this world leads us to face...

Thank you for being there, thinking & composing, playing and singing! :-)

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