Covenant of the Circumcision

God tells Abraham about the Covenent of the Circumcision

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• religion
• bible
• reality Tv
• parody

[freedom0f5peech]

Male Glans (head): 4,000 nerve endings

Female Clitoris: 8,000 nerve endings

Male Foreskin: 20,000 nerve endings

The Male Glans:

Contains about 4,000 nerve endings, but they are pressure/pain-sensitive, not touch sensitive. These pressure/pain-sensitive nerves are called "Pacinian Corpuscles" and "Free Nerves"

Male Foreskin:

Contains about 20,000 nerve endings which are extremely touch sensitive (like the female clitoris). These touch-sensitive nerves are called "Meissner's Corpuscles"

[Moirera]

"im glad i had it done. ladies hate guys with hose dicks"

That is very subjective, and tbh incorrect. It's about as correct as a lady saying "yours is very big"... If they are any sort of decent people they would not want to insult you and thus you would hear many positive things about your genitals, which may or may not be true.

"don't mock the Bible." The bible doesn't need to be mocked, it's so full of fallacies and contradictions it practically mocks itself.

[iorixs]

its ok to ridicule God but you cant say "boot lipped coon from apefreaka"

[iorixs]

so the point is that God is ridiculous but the black man's pecker is awesome. i take refuge in Allah from satan the accursed

[kastnmagic]

It says (again) that god(s) is/are mythical bullshit... :o)

[zEropoint68]

I'm still not sure why God made a foreskin in the first place if He didn't want men to have them. Doesn't God become imperfect in His acknowledgement of imperfection in His creations? Doesn't God Himself say that we can know the nature of a being by its creations the same way we know the nature of a tree by the fruit it bears?

If God Himself made humans so badly that only cutting parts of themselves off will make them any good, what does that say about God?

[dracodraco9]

It's an orrible ritual mutilation ! It's a fake that it avoid some possible hillness. In Italy nobody does such a irrational thing (except, I guess, possible religion fanatics :P) and I never had news about some penis hillness connected with prepuce. Ho, and we shower and clean our body, don't you ?

[dhmetaman]

I had issues with this when my son was born, i wend a head and authorized it to be done. As he became an adult he had issues with me over having it done. Just what if the foreskin is the seed of male intuition than I did him an horrible injustice! Was this really a covenant command from the God of love?

[MaxSpaTemp103]

the Germans simply looked at the penis to identify all of the communist jews for deportation or the labor camps. Americans then soon began to circumcise all of their male infants after the jews fooled them with bogus magazine articles. The jews schemed to be surrounded by other mutilated males in case the Americans one day also attempted to overcome jewish criminology. Untold millions of defenseless infants in the USA would have been saved from penis mutilation had Hitler triumphed in full.

[uncleboring]

I suppose if we are made in God's image then God is uncircumcised!