Naruto Dane cook - Horror movies
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Have you checked the children?
Me: yep *hangs up*
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psycho: Have you checked... the children me: why are u asking psyscho: Because i am going to kill them me: make sure you put the corpses through the woodchipper psycho: ??? me: thats what i do before i dump them in park. in fact thats how ive been getting rid of people for 25 years and no one has caught on. psycho:...................... H-h-how is t-that even p-possible? me:the secret is in the spreading psycho: hangs up and has several sleepless nights
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I would of said...
Dude: Have you checked... The children?
Me: yeh, the youngest is being pickeled and the eldes is being blendered... I'm gonna do yours next *hangs up*
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Dude: Have you checked the children?
Me: I don't have any children and never will.
Dude: .....
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dude:have you checked....the children
me:yes sir they are in bed asleep so u dont worry
dude:okay me and my wife will be home soon
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i would do like this:
dude:have you checked ... THE CHIDREN?
me:ya ,i just strangle Joe,stab Zoe and suck Carly's blood why? ^_^
dude:WTF YOU BASTERD!!!
me:im a vampire ,by the way what's your tipe of blood
dude:stay away from me!!*ends call*
me:HAHAHA!!he is such an idiot
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bad dude"Have you checked....The children?"
Me"i ate them"
:3
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I wold of done this.
Dude: Have you hurt the Children.
Me: Yeah, i threw 'em of a cliff and none of the will survive!! =-)
Dude: Have you checked the children?
Me: No...
Dude: I killed them.
Me: Have you checked YOUR children? >:)
Dude: What? (fone dropping)
Me: haha
Dude: (thump thump thump thump creaak) WAT THE FUCK!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
inuyashaxkogome 2 years ago 66
"Have you checked... The children?"
"I killed them."
CheatMasterK 2 years ago 40