"Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny

Ow!

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says "Here's Johnny!"
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is "Here's Johnny!"
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny!"
He says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and second fiddle is his game
Ed McMahon's his name, alright
Whoa, oh yeah

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say "Here's Johnny!"
Watch him selling beer and dog-food
Hear him say "Here's Johnny!"
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said "You may already be a winner!"
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny!"
He says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living

Ooh
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
Whoa no
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
No no no no no no, I don't believe it
"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

A very special guy, alright
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel

"Here's Johnny!"
There he goes, he gives me goosebumps
When he says "Hey-oh, hey, hey, hey-oh!"

"Here's Johnny!"
He says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny!"
He says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!"
He says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name

"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's..."
"Here's Johnny!"

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Here's
• Who's
• Johnny
• El
• DeBarge

[doryenc]

W000 Ed McMahon!

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Yipee!

[carleylovessims]

Lol! I love the shining. My parents used to get so mad at me because That was all i talked about!

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Yeah...

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@RussellLawliet - Hehehe... it's not for sale. U jelly?

[RussellLawliet]

@Enzo000000000 How much for it??!! I'm throwing money at the screen, but nothing happens!

[AlunBlue14]

Got all of his permanent Record CDs

[fallguye6011]

@soseztheleadr  got his box set and a lot of his songs

[ishouldplayzelda]

"HAAAYOOO-HAY-HAY-HAY-HAYOOOOO­O!"

[Enzo000000000]

I have ALL his songs on my iPod.