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Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 2

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Published on Jul 25, 2012

Why do we revere the pathetic trifling of man's closest animal relative when a mentally devoid human could accomplish the same thing faster and better? It is one of nature's many inconsistencies.

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  • scarlettrubyrose

    My tummy hurts from laughing

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  • ikosabre

    2:17 is that an erected penis?

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  • Liam T

    Eating ants with a stick is definitely a lot more productive than trying to argue with creationists.

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    in reply to LemonatoR32 (Show the comment)
  • connor darlington

    ALL FAKE!

    

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  • Zack Silvas

    zzyz is lame 

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    in reply to zzyzx0788 (Show the comment)
  • zzyzx0788

    Yes, the unproved theory of macro-evolution. I mean, ignoring the fact that there is literally no difference between micro and macro-evolution except for time, and ignoring a century of genetic, biological, physiological, embryological, anatomical evidence and a diverse fossil record.

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  • zzyzx0788

    They didn't say evolution is impossible. You're just a dumbshit creationist so you think that's what happened

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  • SausageThrow Rs

    Evolutionary theory doesn't even say that Humans come for chimps, it really does iritate me when people say that. We have common ancestors, PERIOD. 

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  • Zack Silvas

    youre a moron

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  • JackJellyJonas

    I neeeed the song in the background, so chill

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  • Zack Silvas

    in the video they said no sane god would make this so no it was them

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  • RedDox51

    Creationism is kind of a religious idea, so no. That was you

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