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Published on Jul 25, 2012
Why do we revere the pathetic trifling of man's closest animal relative when a mentally devoid human could accomplish the same thing faster and better? It is one of nature's many inconsistencies.
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scarlettrubyrose 5 months ago
My tummy hurts from laughing
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2:17 is that an erected penis?
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Liam T 1 week ago
Eating ants with a stick is definitely a lot more productive than trying to argue with creationists.
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connor darlington 1 week ago
ALL FAKE!
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Zack Silvas 2 weeks ago
zzyz is lame
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zzyzx0788 2 weeks ago
Yes, the unproved theory of macro-evolution. I mean, ignoring the fact that there is literally no difference between micro and macro-evolution except for time, and ignoring a century of genetic, biological, physiological, embryological, anatomical evidence and a diverse fossil record.
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zzyzx0788 2 weeks ago
They didn't say evolution is impossible. You're just a dumbshit creationist so you think that's what happened
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SausageThrow Rs 3 weeks ago
Evolutionary theory doesn't even say that Humans come for chimps, it really does iritate me when people say that. We have common ancestors, PERIOD.
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Zack Silvas 1 month ago
youre a moron
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JackJellyJonas 1 month ago
I neeeed the song in the background, so chill
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Zack Silvas 1 month ago
in the video they said no sane god would make this so no it was them
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RedDox51 1 month ago
Creationism is kind of a religious idea, so no. That was you
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