NewsBusted 7/31/12

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[Wayne Henry]

"The trouble with out liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, it's that they know so much that isn't so". quoted from our last real president.

[Orange Luis]

Now that our freedom and lack of government intervention has created our wealth, liberals can afford to have their views.

[IbanezArtist85]

Well, I hope you enjoy your time with Santa and the Easter Bunny. You obviously deserve each other. Bye now, gotta fly to the moon on a giant lunar moth.

[vishee2906]

THAT'S IS ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD, YOU MUST BE RELIGIOUS.

YOU RELIGIOUS NUT FUKS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCIENCE BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T BE A RELIGIOUS NUT FUK.

I HAVE TO GO NOW SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY JUST GOT HERE AND WE ARE GOING LEPRECHAUN HUNTING.

[specialtymachining]

If George Washington had assault weapons, his men wouldn't have frozen their feet off &/or died in Valley Forge.

[specialtymachining]

If George Washington had assault weapons, his men wouldn't have frozen to death in Valley Forge.

[rebjiii]

sorry for typo...it was supposed to be 'creationism'.....god did not create man, man created god

[IbanezArtist85]

I'm not sure what "teachionism" is, but if you want to teach a stork theory, in public schools, I have no problem with that. It's a "free country" or... at least, it used to be. Besides, storks are one of God's creatures, too and they exhibit a certain quaint charm.

[rebjiii]

do you also believe dinosaurs were on noah's ark 6,000 yrs ago ?.....if we are going to teach teachionism as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction

[rebjiii]

debating evolution with you pea brained creationist believers is like trying to play chess with a pigeon, the pigeon knocks over the pieces, then craps on the board and then flies back to its flock to claim victory

[IbanezArtist85]

We (humans) are extremely complex, functioning mechanisms. The human body is such an unbelievably complex mechanism, that it makes a 747 or a supercomputer, look like a child's plaything. If you doubt this; study anatomy for awhile. To believe that the human anatomy is the result of random happenings, is the most illogical act of unreasoning ever possible. Now, study the tongue of the woodpecker and the internal design of the bombardier beetle!

[58fenix]

WOW!This lady is so conservative its not even funny.