Mister Man - Eben - Maine Rap

very funny rap by Eben.

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• maine
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[therealeben]

Yo! E. ta the B. here. Let's get some friggin' stuff straight. I aint Bob Marley. Bob's wicked funny though,(but Bob, don't do music...you suck at it.) I'm not a gym teacher but I admire young girls in shorts. Nobody saw me in Machias and that whole incident with the wombat was overblown. I've got a crapload of new material coming out soon including a Christmas CD (God save the baby Jesus)

I do appreciate all the support from all you hahd-core Northern rednecks! E-mail me at therealeben@gmail

[Salad360]

4 people are from Massachusetts

[hammer55292]

Hey Eben, did you kill Ayla, you Mainahs are kind of gayla. You kill kids, but they're MAINAHS, so schnizzle, I wouldn't blame ya'! Yo'!! I'm talkin' to you Mainah, get the stick outta yer' ass, or I'll L.L. Bean ya'!

You Mainahs are some bitches, the guys suck, and the women are witches!

Take your lobstah and put it in yer' ass, this time next year ya' won't have money for gas!

Yeah Eben to the E, fuck with those Massholes, soon you'll be shittin' blueberries out of your assholes!!

[hammer55292]

@mainah7910 Don't take it out on me 'cause nobody gives you the courtesy of a Goddamned Reach-Around!!

[mainah7910]

@hammer55292 Did your mother drop your on the head too many times, or bash it on the cement floor hoping you would die??

[hammer55292]

The solution is very simple..............ALL TOURISTS STAY AWAY FROM MAINE!!!

[hammer55292]

@mainah7910 HA!HA! You're the faggot, not me, Mr. MAINAH!! You still takin' it up the ass??

[mainah7910]

@hammer55292 Sorry I don't have a homosexual dictionary to look up your little faggot terms.

[hammer55292]

@mainah7910 HA! HA! you must be pissed that they didn't give you a reach-around!! You fucktard, you're so stupid, look at the way you spell!!

[mainah7910]

@hammer55292 WTF is a reach around, must be a Gay term, seeing that you well experienced in that field?

[hammer55292]

@mainah7910 They don't have to cuff you, you take it willingly. They don't even give you the courtesy of a Goddamned Reach-Around.

[mainah7910]

@hammer55292 Was that his name, is that why you became a PIG to put him in handcuffs and fuck him up the ass?