The Dog Song

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"You think your dog's the best?"
A funny hip-hop music video about 2 white guys battling over who's dog is better.

Beat inspired by Rachmaninoff Prelude in C#minor.

LYRICS:
You think your dog's the best?
Cause you haven't met my dog, my dog be blessed.
His bark is like an EMP,
knocking out electricity,
so put down that cell phone homey,

Ya'll don't know how my dog wags his tail
When I rent a boat, it puts the wind in my sail
Doggy paddle, please.
He beat Mike Phelps in the backstroke with ease,
Then they smoked a fat bowl of weed.

Yeah my dog is so strong
his hair weaves rope together for little children to swing on
Hospital patients pet him on Sunday nights,
after that he roams the halls giving medical advice

I kick back while he takes care of the aquarium
cooks me steak for 1 cause he's a strict vegetarian
I make sure to scratch his ear when it itches
I then give him some biscuits before he macks on some bitches

My dog is better than a best friend
My dog has been known to fly
My dog can cook, my dog can clean
My dog reads me bedtime stories goodnight - MY DOG!

My dog is the Kobe of the K9's
Have you ever seen a dog throw a frisbey back at playtime?
When he walks he's, he's gone for days
He's usually out climbing everest helping sherpa's find their way.

He's the first one to object to Pluto being a planet
He wrote a letter to NASA and saying he wouldn't have it
In math he can't be stumped and he's not known for frontin
but he's the inspiration behind the script of Good Will Hunting

Flea's are his Kryptonite on undercover missions
If he fails, Iran succeeds in its nuclear ambitions
But a dab of Frontline on his back, and he's ready to act
he's probably responsible for preventing an attack

He's good to have around, but what's been driving me crazy:
is he only plays Rachmoninoff on the piano lately
He's come a long way from hustlin rock on the streets
I dedicate this to him cause he also produced this beat.

My dog is better than a best friend
My dog has been known to fly
My dog can cook, my dog can clean
My dog reads me bedtime stories goodnight - MY DOG!


directed by Ryan Gruzen

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[MegaDMedia]

thumbs up for dogs !

[TrollFace1001]

48 cats saw this

[iluvdogsandcats100]

i like both... i cant pick one

[brownmikayla123]

okay your dogs are cute but this video sucks and the song is cheesy,and the shih tzu won by 100 percent! next time make the dogs talk and maybe i wil like it!

[mrsfunnybunnyful]

go shih tzu

[TheFreya11]

I have a labradoodle I love her!!!!!! And all dogs are equal even if their aggressive ,they all love ya. Vote up for dogs!!!!!

[Angelstar962]

@ChizKiller1000 shut up all dogs are equal dumbass

[GrandStarLight]

@stevemarshmallows me too but his name is cottonball 

[GrandStarLight]

i have a shih tzu called cottonball a.k.a shapoopy....TEEHEE

[mozi64]

I have a male Flat Coated Retriever called "Tasso" and I love him <3