Precious: Based on What We Heard About the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Mzxlpltxzyl always opens up meta-reality portals to punishingly bleak urban melodramas, and C-Pain always jumps in them. What am I supposed to do? Wait patiently outside and treat the subject matter with the sensitivity it deserves? Thats my cat in there, dammit!

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[Adu767]

I don't get it, but i laughed anyways.

[roninoutlaw]

5SF in a startling upset wins the Oscar for best picture.

[AlejandroTecman]

@grandlordzero maybe she made the shoe whit the cat!!

[DWSimmy]

This is basically the novel

[ginnoveffect]

Candidate for greatest 5secondfilm?

[whatitduz23]

it took me longer to read the title than to watch the video

[DannehB0i]

The "Oooooh damn" is the best part.

[spontaneous09]

its kinda hard to laugh kuz its a serious movie but its fuckin hilarious lol

[grandlordzero]

Pause-replay analysis indicates that it is NOT a cat she is kicking down the stairs, but her own shoe.

[Simpkin1992]

anyone saw the photoshop? :P

[manoogianation]

this is one of my favorites haha

[bensmith726]

wow, epicly failed by quoting it wrong