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What Are You Doing New Years Day? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Uploaded by on Dec 31, 2011

Zooey and Joe release a sequel to their popular NYE-themed hit.

Lyrics by Emily Axford (@eaxford) and Alden Ford (@aldenford):

Maybe it's much too early in the game
But there's no need for the walk of shame
What are you doing on New Years, New Years Day.

Put some water on the stove to boil it
While you wake up next to my toilet
That's what we're doing New Years, New Years Day.

You've got some champagne barf on your tie
You popped blood vessel in your eye
Everything sucks on New Years, New Years Day.

Look in the mirror, start to cry
Take some advil and order thai
Curl up on the couch and watch the Simpsons Season 4

Why is the sun so goddamn bright
Did I barf on your dick last night? (Yes.)
I'll probably tweet that on New Years, New Years Day.

Why is my wallet in the kitchen sink
Some bitch stole my tiara I think
We're both still drunk on New Years, New Years Day.

Sorry I was too drunk to bone
I'd get your number but I lost my phone
I guess I'll see you here next New Years Day.

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Uploader Comments (aldenwford)

  • Okay, so which one of you two made the lyrics? LOL

  • @jamezky23 A collaborative effort between myself and Emily Axford (@eaxford)

Top Comments

  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt sent me here :)

  • This is exactly how I felt on New Years Day.

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  • Streeter Seidell brought me here

  • hah, fun stuff

  • @aldenwford Oh, right. Sorry, didn't see it was written on the video's description. My bad. :P

  • This was actually really funny and pretty well written lol

  • this was an awesome reply to zooey and jgl's video!

  • Brilliant you two :) grats!

  • tahaha :D

  • JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT IS DA BOMB!!!!

  • THIS SUCKS!!!!

  • i sent myself here...

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