Your Business Card Reflects Your Subpar Personality

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Uploaded by on May 11, 2009

My hair hates me for this. I slicked it back with the cheapest gel I could find. I now look like a timeshare salesman.

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Uploader Comments (gnarlynacho)

  • Absolutely hilarious! Please do a parody of the packing one now! Great job!!!

  • @lindadryer What's the packing one? Link me!

  • lulz...I just made a parody too, and I'm watching others now..We both went for the nobel prize joke I guess,lol...

  • haha yeah, but mine lacks the Bjork voice...yours = superior

  • Haha! How do you think up this shit?

  • Being a douchebag comes naturally to me.

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  • fuckin golden

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  • you don't NEED a card if your business and talent and skills speak for themselves. Get over yourself

  • it doesn't belong in a roledex because its f***ing 2 feet tall

  • I didnt know she was 14! hahaha

  • I didnt know she was 14! ROFL

  • Thought was gonna suck, but it failed at failing. Good job you weird fuck!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL ROFL it tells me what i want and what i will do to you if you don't give it to me. perfect : )

  • hilarious! 

  • eggsellent parody, **golf clap

  • whats the name of the song?

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