Ramen - The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Lo he took the firmament and boiled for about twenty minutes. Then chopped begat fried, stirred begat tasted. And he saw that it was good. Then after the twenty or so minutes he made light. And looked upon all that he had made, and saw that it was good...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flying
• spaghetti
• monster

[edwaltthespisactor]

Dear shock of god, I'd love to be friends but having looked at a number of your videos, I can see you are quite blinkered. Plus your pedantry on your question for evidence is undermined by the disabling of comments on your videos. I don't think you understand the FSM one bit.

[PassionForPasta]

What music did you use in the video?

[edwaltthespisactor]

It's Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra.

As heard in 2001: SPace Oddity

[xleo21]

Foolish fool,

meat balls exist

spaghetti exists

therefore the FSM has more evidence than any other religion

christianity? dont make me laugh

its obvious that we were created by a monster with two huge balls , its called logic suck on it

[IMakeBoringVideos]

BLASPHAMY!!! PASTAFARIANS UNITE!

[00Kirby0]

I was disappointed the eye stalks weren't made out of spaghetti.

[VendPrekmurec]

@j919or Blasphemy, Blasphemy! You are a witch ! The Only One God Was Always Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He was boiled for us !

[PirateLordRogan]

@j919or FYI You don't need sixty fucking quotation marks to quote me. Pick up that basic grammar book anytime!

1. Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You lose

2. I saw him yesterday. You lose yet again

3. ‎"I used to be wicked and evil. I raped and pillaged just stumbling through life.

One morning I awoke to the Flying Spaghetti Monster touching me. Now I rape and pillage without stumbling."

-pchtermino, convert of His Holy Noodleness incoming lose @ you

4. No

5. See you there!

[j919or]

@PirateLordRogan """" THAT'S where you find the teachings of the FSM. Also""""

1. there are no teachings of the FSM.

2. there are no eyewitnesses of his appearances

3. there are no antagonistic reporters, that albeit reluctantly, verify his existence and his miraculous works.

4. there are all of the above in Jesus

5. there is a hell that starts now and continues for all of you once the buble bursts and you run out of money to distract you from your inner poverty/emptiness/death.

[PirateLordRogan]

@j919or What? Before anyone can answer this question you need to put down that bible and pick up a book about basic grammar and some literature about how to form a coherent thought... Also, if you can claim the bible as fact, we can claim the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as fact as well. THAT'S where you find the teachings of the FSM. Also, my holy book could TOTALLY beat up your holy book because mine has pirates in it.

[PirateLordRogan]

Our Lord and Savior has some smashing tits/balls within the holy noodley confines!

[j919or]

What a lot of morons are these atheists! Flying spaghetti monster? There is no teaching that God is called that...,anywhere! Yeah there are several teacdhings about God but only one God. Test them all and u will see that Jesus' teaching about God trumps them all. Tell us all you wise atheists, where did u first learn that God was called that and that there is any teaching about the FSM?

[dean0600]

@niamurr because you dont believe XD lol im pastafairian 2 years and it makes more sense then christians

[Marchawc]

In the name of FSM, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. Praise be to FSM, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds; Most Gracious, Most Merciful; Master of the Day of Lasagna. Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek. Show us the noodly way, the way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Noodly Appendage, those whose portion is not broth, and who go not astray. Ramen.