Tips for Shoplifters March 21, 2008

So I have to chase them down a lot and here are some of the more idiotic things they do.

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[BubbaBodecker]

I find that stealing keeps my monthly living expenses down to a level that I can use the extra savings to put my kid through school!

The stores today are so expensive I have no choice but to steal. My dental practice would close if it were not for the freebies I scam from grocery stores etc. Sorry but yes...even Dentists steal to stay wealthy!

[tallooly2007]

@BubbaBodecker wow. that's got to be the most interesting comment i've ever read.

[MyPinkRainbow]

I have a question , have you ever apprehended a real kleptomaniac?? I am doing a research paper for a social psych class and there is not much information of kleptomaniacs , have you ever encountered one ? would you be willing to answere questions by email like a interview for me or something, i thank you for your time and attention

georgia

[tallooly2007]

@MyPinkRainbow i can't say that i have. most are hungry, desperate, thrillseekers, or just plain greedy.

[BadWaters]

@musiclover7631 Excuse me sir/ma'am, are you one of those "retards" I hear so much about? Have you ever once worked in any store whatsoever? Shit costs money. If you cant handle that, then at least stop bitching about it like a little cunt. It's our fault you cant afford the shit you want, kay? Suck it up, grow a pair, and handle your business. I love people like the one that posted this video. She's real, and down to earth. Better person than you'll ever be.

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

1) no one cares

2) again, no one cares

3) I don't know why you'd even had to bring that up

4) that's great then this video obviously isn't for you

5) do you honestly think you have a clue how to run a store?

6) anyone who rags on someone this hard either; knows they're right and trys to bring them down anyway or, they're just plain ignorant

[Mjbabycakes7072]

Kinetic energy storage.....to this. I don't get it.

[weaponmalcolmx]

meth is bad mmmkay.fuckin tweekers.

[oatstao]

ANother incident, I had a guy try to basically choke me out outside the store, again false ID, and I didn't know what was going on! I Thought someone was trying to mug me! I tried to run, but he was a fat fuck so he held me somehow.. I kept yelling for help, and one guy out of 50 helped, he was a postal worker, and he called the cops. The cops came, , did check my story and I took the fucker to court because he scraped my knee. He sprained his ankle so bad, I saw him months later, with a cane!

[oatstao]

I've had store securitie(s) falsely target me a few times.

I called one out the last time they were 'doing their spy thing'

(so fucking obvious)

He got so mad that he followed me out (AFTER I PAID FOR MY BROCCOLI)

and he even threatened to PLANT SOMETHING ON ME AND PULL ME IN.

I was shocked , but I had my own trick up my sleeve. I told him I was recording him since I noticed him watching me..so he backed off and I got the fucker fired.

[RichardApperition]

:o if u feel eyes on you, or u notice u r being followed, its never too late to take out all the stuff u planned on stealing and putting it back, also, when it comes to shoplifting a dressing room always comes in handy if the stone doesnt have sombody to check the cloths u take in thare, simply hide what u want in the cloths u r taking in, hide it, and get out as fast and calm as possible, and its not a good idea to shop the rest of the mall/store after you have commited ur crime: o

[mrmagicroundcircle]

tip number 8 quit smoking and go to hairdressers

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@BubbaBodecker dentists are thieving bastards even if they are not shoplifting

[tubofbologna]

white trash