"Mistletoe & Camel Toe" Rap

please watch in stereo... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpH9PBL5sE4&fmt=18

happy holidays!!! what did you get?

lyrics:
jingle bells, jingle bells
should old acquaintance be forgot

the reason for the season is our families
exchange precious gifts around the christmas tree
last year i got my ex-girlfriend really nice gloves
and the year before that she got herself ear plugs
and just so you know gift giving ain't a competition
but girls are you ready? cause i'm still the one winning
so come on play a game and when the whistles blow
i'm gonna get you girl beneath the mistletoe

girl, on my list this christmas is your kiss, it's delicious!
you can say i got a foot fetish because
girl, your my ho so you know i love those two toes, the mistle and the camel

now i don't want a gift with new technology
even though boo you know who's a college g, me!
nah i don't need to read no manual
girl, all i need is your camel toe
i don't even care if there's coal in my stocking
let me talk to you dirty like stephen hawking
girl, i'm poor so i have to improvise
your vagina is ketchup, my d*ck is the fries

katy perry, camel toe!
britney spears, shaved camel toe!
lindsay lohan, fire toe!

rhianna, it's kwanzaa, and i want to feel you and your mom up
halle berry, it's kwanzaa, wanna have sex and smoke marijuana?
natalie portman, it's chanukah, let's have a foursome with the veronicas!
liza manelli, it's chanukah, go down on me and blow like a harmonica!

megan fox, camel toe!
hillary clinton, shaved camel toe!
nicole kidman, fire toe!
demi moore, cougar toe!
sarah palin, wholly mammoth toe!
beyonce, you got that donkey hole!
eva mendes, hairy little taco!
CAMEL TOE!!!

yes, tweezers!

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extra special thanks to chris seto for remastering my instrumental.

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[snakeeater1000]

put lyrics up for this!

[pimplywimp]

done. lyrics up. happy new year!

[KaneFails]

I got over $400 in Christmas money, socks, a DVD and a CD. Awesome video by the way. XD

[pimplywimp]

sweeet! happy new years!!

[Vaelmael]

Gears of War 2 Limited Edition, Fallout 3, and a bunch of books by unstoppable Olympic wrestler Dan Gable.

[pimplywimp]

you made out pretty good!

[yermom8993]

you= amazing

[snakeeater1000]

thank you! happy new years too

[MrWalleye]

I can see why she got ear plugs. Fuck this is horrible.

[FreudianMonolith]

Oh dang. Sweet improv with teh Hawking line

[13jberk]

this is retarded

[pedergiuseppa]

Beyonce, she's the BEST! My fav female vocalist! #1 videobeyonce(dot)com

[elleniris]

STONER! :)))

[samljer]

steven hawkings... zomg... shitty song but damn that part had me laughing pretty hard.

[wesowen87]

Good video u had me rolling with the stephen hawking part.