Scrubs 'Cox's Patience = Your Virginty'

A clip from 'My Nickname' (s01e10) in which Dr. Cox rants at Jill Tracy & Elliot, claiming his patience is like their virginity..

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[50033836]

Careful, Rapunzel. Fun time...

*puts on his sunglasses*

... is officially over.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[DramaQueen1479]

i love how elliot is considering the whole thing with an expression that basically says thats what happened to her...

[theflyingflea]

1:01 ...Elliot's nodding at his "scary little speech"  :x

[ElementalFiendTsuchi]

was it just me or did dr.cox's whistle sound like a pokemon?

[Alexe2damoney]

1:01 Elliot's face is saying "that's exactly what happened"

[XxsazdazxX]

'preach it to the choir!'

[13phips37]

@tbdmAsshy 2 years of practice and finally I'm able to whistle like him :D:D

[KingHarkinian]

@tbdmAsshy Because i CAN! >:D

(took some practice.. xD)

[matrixphijr]

@tbdmAsshy I'd love to just walk into a room and do Cox's whistle. "ALRIGHT, PEOPLE!"

[matrixphijr]

(cont.)

So Ted says, "Please, sir, I don't have the guts", then thinks to himself, 'Oh, yeah, suck it bitch, I will murder you!"

In the Comedy Central version, they cut out the entire last part of the line, so it's just, 'Oh, yeah!' and then five seconds of silence still focused on Ted. It's the damn PC culture.

[matrixphijr]

@JackRabbitSlim Comedy Central here in the US is almost as bad. I forget which episode it is, but it's the one where the nurses slow down because they want higher wages. Kelso decides to fire a few to send a message, so Ted gets them leverage by leaving the invoice for the needles that the hospital has been undercharged for at the nurses' station. When the nurses come into Kelso's office with the invoice and demand their raise, Kelso turns to Ted and asks, "Are you responsible for this?"

[jacobtvpuckett]

hahaha OH DEAR GOD!