The Ballad of the Depressed

AKA.... Calvin

Verse 1:
Alvin bought an Internet girl
He found her on E-bay
They used to be best friends
But now their friendship slipped away

OOOOOooooo no refund
OOOOOooooo thought she was "the one"

Verse 2:
So he bought a ticket to Arkansas
And found out her name was Paul
So he flew back home to Mom and Dad
Because Paul was a fellow lad

OOOOOooooo too much in common
OOOOOooooo he seemed kinda charmin'

Verse 3:
He went back to E-Harmony.com
And accidentally got matched up with his mom
The singles hotline was such a waste
He was nice to girls but he had bad taste

OOOOOooooo what a waste of time
OOOOOooooo searchin around online

Verse 4:
Chris turned out to be the best he could get
All his cyber-girls put him in debt
Day after day he'd check his mail
But week after week ended in epic fail

OOOOOooooo all out of cash
OOOOOooooo his computer crashed

Verse 5 & Outro:
That's the end so sad to see
Looks like he'll be alone for eternity

Ya de da dum dum
Ya de da dum dum
Ya de d_ o you get the point... lol

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