Nobel Prize in Literature 2008, Interview with Jean-Marie Le Clézio

If you watch the full version, it then gets much better. All in all, interesting interview.

look you jugheaded twerp, I ain't called you names so piss off you know nothing about linguistics

You're probably not a native speaker of English, but if you were you'd know that even the "funniest" native accents, be they South African or Irish or Texan or whatever, are very easily distinguishable from a non-native accent. Because my father is English & I've been speaking it for as long as I can remember, I can recognise any accent from anywhere as long as it's a native one...Yes, you can be fluent - but you'll be fluent with a funny accent :)) PS: you say "everyone has" not "everyone have"