Brent Celek Captain Morgan stance

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dumbo that's the pose you idiot. You put your foot on a piece of wood, He has no wood to stand on idiot

But still. Look at you or me. Can you lift your leg and hold it there for a second, even without anywhere to put it? Yes, we can.
What I'm saying is, he's such a fat typical football player, they can't even LIFT THEIR LEG AND HOLD IT. You shouldn't require a wooden stump just to lift your leg. Football players are all out of shape.

the guy is an athelete. he lifted 225 pounds 19 times and ran a 4.7 40 yard dash.

Yet apparently he can't lift his 50-pound leg even once...

ur such a fucking idiot, id like to see u play a whole game in the nfl youd be laying on the ground crying out of breath

Did you say he's a fat typical player? Are you retarded? He's one of the most athletic players in the league dumbass.

I agree with u completely. They flagged Chris johnson of the raiders for kneeling down and thanking God for an interception. But its weird how they never fine Jared Allen for that hilarious celebration after a sack. What is he doing?

jared alan is roping a calf in his sack celebration. he is country redneck kinda. he said it himself in an interview.