Top Story! Weekly Report - Nov. 22, 2009 (Part 2)

This fake newscast is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 30 "New Moon Over My Hammy" performed Nov. 22, 2009 at iO West Theater in Hollywood, CA.
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Watch the entire episode using the show's Playlist
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RUNNING ORDER

1. YOU GET A TALK SHOW! by Michael Hughes
Oprah Winfrey (Tammie), John Nogawski (Derek), Chet (Brian), Tom (Tommy), Sarah Palin (Melissa), Tom Cruise (Phillip), Rachael Ray (Bailee), Jon Gosselin (Matt), Rod Blagojevich (Michael), Wanda Sykes (Tammie)

2. HOW DRACULA GOT HIS GROOVE BACK by Phil Ranta
Stephanie (Melissa), Veronica (Bailee), Dracula (Matt)

3. TALES FROM THE LIBERAL CRYPT by Matt Blitz
Glenn Beck (Phillip), Mrs. Garcia (Tammie), Mr. Garcia (Michael), Dr. Patch Adams (Brian), Dr. Cliff Huxtable (Derek), Dr. Tucker (Tommy)

4. MY FIRST PROTEST by Kristina Adelmeyer
Katie (Melissa), Rob (Tommy), Mrs. Patterson (Bailee), Mr. Patterson (Michael), Mr. Ellis (Derek)

5. BARACK O-BOW-MA by Andy Harris
Barack Obama (Derek), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Emperor Akihito (Matt)

6. DR. PHIL GETS REAL ON TWILIGHT by Tillery Johnson
Dr. Phil (Phillip), Jackie (Bailee), Karen (Melissa), Doug (Brian)

7. 21 DUMP STREET by Tom Repetto
Walter (Michael), Denise (Tammie), Rock (Tommy), Johnny Depp (Matt)

8. 9/11 JURY SELECTION by Andy Harris
Judge (Tammie), Attorney (Derek), Moussaoui (Brian), Woody Allen (Michael), Sarah Jessica Parker (Melissa), Frank Sinatra (Phillip), King Kong (Tommy)

9. SEXIEST MAN ALIVE by Matt Manser
Larry King (Phillip), Robert Pattinson (Matt), Levi Johnston (Brian), Lady Gaga (Bailee)

10. SPECIAL GUEST: Rob Delaney
Intro (Matt)

11. TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Boxenbaum, Bridwell, Burkhart, Carlow, Ciaccio, Douglas, Eilenberger, Harris, Hole, Hughes, Johnson, King, Kublin, Manser, McClain, Moskowitz, Nelson, Nordvall, Okey, Paulas, Payne, Ranta, Saliman Reingold, Repetto, Scheer, Swan, Terris-Feldman and Waldinger
Melissa/Michael/Tammie/Phillip et al.

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