Happy New Year 2012 from Roy Zimmerman

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[ThirdEyeFish]

I'll be voting Republican this year because if the minimum wage is lowered enough that the value of my television set is roughly equal to a man's annual earnings, I too can feel wealthy.

[Divergedwoods]

vote republican because, Fuck the Gays!... wait...no, dont!!

[Ant8974]

This comment wont be liked apparently but I like Ron Paul

[unragamuf]

I'm voting Republican because I want every Presidential speech to start with a joke.

[tvsinesperanto]

I'm voting Republican because I love to run multi-million dollar ad campaigns to tell the country that the rich are doing it really tough and need another tax break

[WTC127WTF]

I'm voting Republican, because I want to drown my own government in a bathtub I fill from my own private frack-polluted well.

[ObviousSockPuppet231]

I'm voting Republican because God obviously likes rich people better.  How do I know that?---well, as they say in Sunnydale, 'Duh.'

[RangerReg08]

PS - I *really* enjoy the technicality and skill of your guitar playing. ;,)

[RangerReg08]

I'll be voting Republican because then I can meet behind closed doors with other elitist snobs, and the little people won't hear us.

[InsertName125]

so thanks for inspiring me alvis.

[InsertName125]

You can replace the word "paul" with "republican" in some of my previous entries, since the two are interchangeable:

I'm voting republican because freedom isn't free. Luckily, I'm rich enough to afford the entry fee.

I'm voting republican because I believe in freedom for all... unless you're a woman.

... because there's not enough corruption at the STATE level.

...because I think Jim Crow is a loveable Disney character.

...because the rich have been oppressed.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because freedom isn't free...

Luckily I'm rich enough to afford the entry fee.