Re: The Blasphemy Challenge

My response to the blasphemy challenge

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rational
• response
• blasphemy
• challenge
• atheism
• christianity

[boingo82]

Because Parker Brothers totally cranks out demonic portals in the same factory that makes Monopoly, Yahtzee, and Risk.

[ChosenPrince]

people have even used ouija boards to see if demons were real and oh man it usually never turns out good. almost right after death strikes people around them or you will flat out see demons and extremely weird things happen around you. one time me and my family was using a ouija i was young then. my sister bought, well after like 5 mins of using it the lamp bulp produce smoke and started blinking and a shadow went across the wall. we immediately put it away and took it back.

[boingo82]

Ouija boards work through involuntary movement. Try doing it with an observer, and everyone touching the cursor blindfolded. Then see what it spells out.

[frank47hammer]

How dare you talk that way about the Tooth Fairy!

[SoleCitizen33]

@boingo82 what do you mean?

[skepticthinker111]

Blasphemy is so much fun when your an atheist.

[NerdySabbath]

@shwminist chica0616 Ignorance is bliss, I'll pray for you. Jesus betrayed Satan when Satan did nothing but spread love. God is merely a mother-ship Zuel who wishes a dictatorship through out the galaxy. The holy spirit is Satans love, I have my holy spirit placed in my anus where its safe from Jesus's demons. Read the bible.

[acr08807]

@boingo82 Ha! You know nothing of Ouija boards. They are controlled by demonic spirits, and I can prove it. Just ask any Ouija board for the winning numbers to the next Super Lotto drawing. No matter how many times you try, you will NEVER get the winners. That is because demons are notorious liars.

[shwminist]

How could you deny something you know zero about.....

[pokerguy94]

Of course the Holy Spirit is a load of bullshit, but how dare you speak about the Tooth Fairy like that. Have you no soul?

[chica0616]

you obviously chose to fit in with the blittering idiots that just want to take part in something that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever. It seems kind of ironic that the same atheists that condemn the bible are the same atheists that the bible has depicted accurately for many years. I'll take my chances with the truth, I Love Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.