International Waters Song

A little song I wrote parodying the theme from Cheers (Where Everybody Knows Your Name).

Bare minimum work on the vision for this one, sorry, just did those ones at the start to get the "Cheers" parody across... I recommend you just minimize the window and listen to the song by itself. :p

http://www.jamestinniswood.com.au

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The world today is mighty cold, and colder still for you
Coz you've got tastes for certain things that aren't in the popular view
Well I know of somewhere for you to go where there's no law
And it's not some place in outer space, it's just beyond the shore...

In international waters
You're free to be yourself
In open waters
Past the continental shelf
No need to feel perverted, the police won't be alerted
To the otherwise illegal things you'll do
Coz the open sea's a reality for you

Where everybody hunts for whales
Those defenseless minke whales
Where everybody hunts for whales
Those defenseless minke whales

In international waters
You can sodomize a cow
In open waters
God knows why and God knows how
In open waters
You're free to be yourself
When there's no borders
But the continental shelf
No need to feel perverted, the police won't be alerted
But in case they are, just make a bribe or two
And bring a false ID
Out on the open seas
Where all your fantasies come true

Category:

Comedy

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[Lunettarose]

This, like the rest of your work, is just hilarious!

You're a genius.

[almostfamous83]

Thanks! :D

[changmaster14]

wow... this song maks me wanna be a fish...

[almostfamous83]

You might meet a mermaid as well. :)

[g0hawks11]

IT is a very good song mate!

~you HUGEST fan!

[almostfamous83]

Thanks. :D

A bit sad it's not getting many hits yet, but I'm glad you liked it. :)

[gobz10]

ha ha ha lol cough lollolololol this song is so funny. Welld one m8

[anonplace]

Fanatstic! Loved it.

[g0hawks11]

sorry ignore that thought...

[g0hawks11]

did yoi write this..?