Horoscopes for the Birds

http://www.coolmom.com || A couple of years ago, I was performing at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. in LA. A male comic came on later and brought the house down, the kind of rolling, "I think I may pee" funny. I wish I knew his name to give him credit. He did a bit where he said, "You know, the only people who care about astrology are straight woman, gay woman, and gay men. Straight men would sooner have a discussion about how much money it would take for them to give another man a blow job than talk about astrology. Which, by the way, for me is $4,800 if I'm drunk, $6,000 if I'm sober." I'm sure I'm getting a few words wrong, but this comic had us in stitches. A friend of my husband's was undone, "OMG, I've had that conversation." I wish I had written that bit because for a long time now this astrology thing has really bugged. about Here's a vlog I did when I was still pregnant about astrology.

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[olunda]

Well, neither astrology's nor christianity's truth-claims are supported by good evidence.

[FormulaWill]

I am a guy and could not agree more with you. I don't care about this astrology stuff and I don't think any of my buddies care either. Yet, it continues to be asked of me by women. When a woman does ask me my sign, it is usually a pretty good indicator of the level of the level of conversation we are capable of having. I don't know if I would recommend telling women that men think astrology is foolishness. It is very helpful as a screening tool.

[kerriarox]

i think nobody should care about what other people belive in its none of their buissness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phyrstjedi]

Someone should tell this woman that the best birth control pill is an asprin. Just put the asprin between your knees and keep it there. Try to get pregnant that way.. it'll never happen

[Gilbertoballesteros]

Make a vid about "LOL"

I hate it!!

[lasse7564]

Wtf?

[Chick6517]

Your video is really well-made. Hope you make more! (=

[72ve17]

im a bird i cant read my horoscope - it only say chirp chirp chirp

[vic12150]

YES, YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH..PROPHET VIC