3D Gospel Pwnage (no glasses needed - crosseyed viewing)

Pwnage Olympics 2010 - Week Three

I figure the best way to pwn gospel music is with anti-gospel music.

pwned video:
132. Unified-Jesus Is Everywhere- Aleece leading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkftGo6Bn0g

Jesus is everywhere? Frankly, I don't like the sound of that.

For best viewing, watch the video full screen and in 480 pixel mode.

To see the images in 3D, hold your head up straight (very important or the two images won't line up properly), look at the vertical center line and cross your eyes. The 3D image will appear as a third image between the two images that comprise the picture.

If you don't see the 3D picture right away, keep trying, it takes a bit of practice.

If you can see the 3D image in Magic Eye pictures, please note that this works differently; rather than looking beyond the picture, you look at an area closer than the picture (cross-eyed). If you can't see the 3D picture in Magic Eye images, don't be afraid to give this a try. Most people I've talked to say that the cross-eyed method is much easier for them to see.

It's Stuck All Over
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It's stuck all over the kitchen table
It's stuck all over the door
It's dripping off the ironing board
It's smeared all over the floor
The Holy Spirit is everywhere
It's stuck on that apple core
And you better get some while you're here
Or you ain't gonna get some no more

It's stuck all over your shower curtain
It's stuck all over your spread
It's oozed all over the king-sized sheets
You've got on your queen-sized bed
Yes, God's sweet love is everywhere
A fact you may ignore
But you better get some while you're here
Or you won't get some forevermore

It's stuck all over the kitchen table
It's stuck all over the door
It's dripping off the ironing board
It's smeared all over the floor
The Holy Spirit is everywhere
It's stuck on your albacore
And you better get some while you're here
Or you won't get some no more

It's stuck all over the Eiffel Tower
It's stuck all over the shore
It's stuck on the face of the President
It's stuck on your local whore
Oh the spirit of Jesus is everywhere
It's clinging to your posterior
You better get some while you're here
Or you won't get some no more

lyrics, music and images by Orsbore

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[brunettesmurfette72]

I think I've got some Holy Ghost stuck in my hair. I feel so ashamed.

[Orsbore]

@brunettesmurfette72 LOL! Make sure you wash up before you go out in public.

[afielsch]

how do I cross my eyes??

[Orsbore]

@afielsch

Look at the tip of your nose. When you do that, your eyes will be crossed.

[WindowsBlast]

an easier way is, to put your thumb away from your face put it on the line between photos and then focus on it, it will hurt but then remove the thumb and try to keep that focusing you will see a blurred picture and a 3D coming up.please thumbs up.

[kingjoseph99]

my eyes hurt....

[afielsch]

@Orsbore

thanks. I tried, but its simply too painful!

I can't enjoy this, hurts too much.

=(

[320iguy]

@Orsbore its kewl i havent crossed my eyes like that since i figured out how TOO cross my eyes LOL

[theflamingpi]

@Orsbore Oh. That could be. Punctuation is the key. If he is calling me an "asshat", the phrase should read: Salvador Dali called it the "stereogram", asshat. If he is saying that Dali called them "stereogram asshats", the phrase should read: Salvador Dali called it the "stereogram asshat".

[Orsbore]

@theflamingpi

I can't imaging someone getting so offended over the use (or misuse) of a word that they'd feel the need to call you names, especially since you called it a stereogram in the first sentence of your first post. Maybe what he's saying is that Salvador Dali used to call these types of 3D images "stereogram asshats"