Mass Effect 2 - Zaeed Massani's Stories

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Uploaded by on Feb 16, 2010

Mass Effect 2

Zaeed Massani the most badass merc in the Galaxy. He's now sharing stories on his past missions or contracts.

Why Zaeed is such a badass? Just watch and notice that Shepard doesn't talk at all. It's because when Zaeed talks, everybody is quiet.

If I'm missing any stories, please let me know.

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  • "I 'eard you an' da Turian was bangin'. I tried havin' sex wit' a turian, once. Turned out to be two Krogan midgets in a Turian costume. Red sand's a helluva drug."

  • Zaeed: "I once passed through the Omega 4 relay to attack the Collector Base. Hell of a thing. Three died before we even landed, then another one got hit in the face when trying to close the doors. Came up against some seekers swarms. Little bastards gave us hell, killed another one. More died on the way to the objective. After we set up the bomb, a giant human Reaper showed up. Toughest fight of my life. Took that thing down only wth a pistol. Only I made it out alive."

    Shepard: "Wait, what?"

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  • man zaeed loved that gun

  • @EyeOnTheTV free DLC at that

  • If anyone is interested the actor for zaeed is in a movie called Red hill he plays the Sherrif guy even looks like his character

  • Zaeed is the only character I actually laugh at in any video game. I don't know why, I don't even like him in the game xD

  • haha such a badass like zaeed nearly gets killed by a hanar?

  • Zaeed likes Jack. Their babies could single-handedly kill all the Reapers...

  • LMAO, he got jumped by a Hanar. Is Hanar gonna have to choke a bitch?

  • Zaeed... maybe the reason Jessie didn't have to eject a clip 5 years ago because thermal clips hadn't been invented yet

  • Best fucking character in the game and he's only DLC!!

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