Sexual Morality

If you think everybody out there is having sex, THINK AGAIN. There are lots of people choosing to save sex till marriage. We've chosen to wait because we want to know love to the fullest. We want to give all of ourselves to our future mates. We want to carry no baggage on our honeymoon. Sure purity requires patience. But the best things in life are worth waiting for, and marriage is definitely one of life's best things. So don't choose safe sex, choose to save sex.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Kevin Aussant
• Sexual Morality
• Pop

[pain20000]

hahahah what the fuck even jesus didnt care about sexual morality

[spinemelter2000]

What happens if you ejaculate unintentionally and your wife's not nearby? Does it count as manslaughter if you don't immediately gather it into a petri dish, run to the grocery store or beauty parlor (wherever you wife is at that particular moment) and dump it inside her?

[Kevshefley]

Wow. Is it at least ok to jerk off? Ummm.... Afriend wants to know.

[Kevshefley]

Wow, really has me rethinking my choices. Is it ok to jerk off? Ummm... A friend wants to know.

[philnoll]

I guess this means that everyone actually is having sex.

Also it proves that not just any genius can make auto-tune sound cool.

[quesnelmatheson]

I don't mean that it's amazing that you're a genius. I mean the writing is amazing. hee hee

[quesnelmatheson]

Kevin, the lyrics in this song are genius. I guess it follows logically that you are genius. Amazing.

[spencerandres001]

haha thats so cool! a music video would be sweet

[bkeen18]

nice

[GregLeclercq]

aww goose ur hilarious!!! lol one handed applause