Games To Avoid: Dark Castle

this is a pointless genesis game that i have still, STILL, not figured out. seriously. pretty sucky if you ask me, enjoy the review. COMMENT!

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[hrnguy500]

hey douche fag. this version of dc is lame. You need to check out the original b&w version for mac. Part of video games is figuring out what to do. You think they are just going to give you a step by step manual on how to play the game? Oh wait there is one...idiot

[trikkyman007]

lol thanks! yeah i agree this game is quite terrible. i think you are right when you say its one of the worst games ever. i like to call it a douche fag game. am i right?? yes i am.

[kakoth]

Yeah man, you cant review a game without researching the roots of it. This is not the original, Ive never played Dark Castle, but I do however own Beyond Dark Castle and it is amazing for the time. All of your negative points in the game generally reflect your inability to play it well. I was playing BDC back on my old mac SE and it was fantastic platform based, smooth playing fun.. also, why do you have to post only negative reviews on games? Especially ones that are... more mature than you.

[trikkyman007]

kthx

[Mousse420]

@trikkyman007 Hey dumbass this game was made in 1985 when games had manuals instead of built-in tutorials. You don't know what to do because you didn't read the manual. And because you suck at video games. They're mutants not birds.

[trikkyman007]

@Mousse420 hey dumbshit last time i checked roms dont come with paper manuals. good job.

[executableapplet]

YOU just don't know how to pay. and they're NOT BIRDS! they're NYUH-NYUH-NYUH's!!!

[ge5undhe17]

This game in a nutshell: WHOA UHH. WHOA! WHOA! NYANYANYANYANYA. NYANYANYANYANYA. WHOA. UHHHHHHH

[Toad166666]

the game is hard u r meant to get the shield then fireballs if u fall the slaves tell you what key to get and when you try and fight the black knight the gargoyle always drops u down to the trouble level

[danixdefcon5]

Heh. Try the original Dark Castle for MAC game, though it only works on System 6.0.8 and lower. Used to play it on our Mac Plus, pretty good by 1986's standards. However, We NEVER finished this game! It involves some weird puzzles for the Fireball 4 and the final Dark Knight 4 level. The Mac one was fun, with the interesting feature of using both keyboard and mouse for controls. Just like in modern FPSs!

[TheElGreengo]

you should play the black and white version on the MAC from years ago, was a really good game,

[Atraira]

obvious troll is obvious

[Manuva02]

This is actually a classic game. Your obviously a ROM downloader and never actually played the original back in the day. you also suck at it. everyone else can aim fine.

[Manuva02]

This is actually a classic game. Your obviously a ROM downloader and never actually played the original back in the day.

[Mousse420]

@trikkyman007 Hey stupid fuck good reviewers know how to obtain manuals online and don't factor their own ignorance into the review