Beezleboss =)

Lyrics:

Beelzeboss - I am complete!

JB/KG - F***********************ck !

Beelzeboss - Yes you are f**ked, shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB - Waait waait waaait, you mother f**ker! We challenge you to a ROCK OFF!
JB/KG - Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

Beelzeboss - F**K! F**K! Fu****ck!
The demon code prevents me,
From declining a Rock Off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

JB - If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay our rent!

Beelzeboss - And what If I win?

JB - Then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG - What!?
JB - Trust me Kage it's the only way!
KG - What the f**k are you talkin about?
JB - To be your little bitch!

Beelzeboss - FINE!
Let the Rock Off begin! Hahahaha!
I'm the Devil, i love metal!
Check this riff, it's f**king tasty!

I'm the devil I can do what I want,
Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a Rock Off that I've ever lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell,
I'm Gonna fill him with my hot demon gel,
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel!


JB - Nooooo! C'mon Kage bring the thunder!
KG - There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece!
JB - Listen to me,
KG - He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
JB - God dammit Kage, he's gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle Mayonnaise,
KG - Noo!
JB - Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam!
KG- Dude, we've been through so much shit,
JB - Deactivated lasers with my dick!
JB/KG - Now it's time to blow this f**ker down!
JB - C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down!
KG - I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down!
JB - Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
KG - We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town!
JB/KG - Now we've got to blow this f**ker down!
KG - He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
JB - C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!
KG Ooooooh we'll pile-drive you, it's time for a fight now!

JB - Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you, for all man-kind!
You hold the sceptar, we hold the key!
You are the devil, we are the D!
JB/KG - We are the D! (x17)

Beelzeboss - You guys are f**king lame! Come on Kage, you're coming with me!

Taste my lightning, f**ker!

JB - NOOOO!

Beelzeboss - Ow, F**K!
My f**king horn!
Ohh no!

JB - From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!

Beelzeboss - NOOOOO!
F**k you Kage, and F**k you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

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• funny

[Devdawg60]

dude nice but you made a mistake on the lyrics they actually say we are the D 18 x

[Chooorkie]

lmaoo.. srry then??

my bad? i shall go double check ;]

[Devdawg60]

at least i'm pretty sure

[Chooorkie]

no.. its right.. b.c it says

"we are the d, we are the d(x17)"

soo. thats 18 altogether

[Sktrkidx]

THis is sooo funny!!

[Chooorkie]

lmao, glad i made u giggle ;]

[therockguitarist96]

Gay

[DPrieur123]

Fag

[DPuff11]

Why sped up? :(((

[daTjure]

Hi, real funny.

But one question, ´cause i´ll came from germany. Should it not be means "monster metal jam"? I think that makes more sense?

[tequillaaa]

@Chooorkie no in this way it means 17 times we are the d, we are the d so it would be 34 times we are the d ;)

you could say:

we are the d x18

or

we are the d,

we are the d x17

[Madscientest321]

we are the d is the funniest part

[shield331]

Not bad :)

[inbari666]

That came out pretty damm Good..

[splintercell0911]

cooooooooooooooooooooooollll

[weweboom]

what application did you use to speed this up?