Southern Guide to Internet Dating Chpt 1 (what to say)

Romance expert Miss Lora (as seen on the National TV Rachael Ray talk show) knows the whacky world of on line personals and sets you straight with "The Southern Guide to Internet Dating". Men, you don't have to be clueless anymore. Really. Miss Lora gives her nitty gritty advice on what to do, say and wear ("You don't want to go there. Trust me.") and increases your chances of finding the right mate. Make sure you catch every chapter coming soon or learn more at SouthernGuidetoInternetDating.com or SGtoID.com.

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• Rachael
• Ray
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[linx0r2]

Holy Jesus Christ, ma'am, you are smokin' hot!

[DatingMissLora]

Why thank you for noticin, sir. Miss Lora always appreciates a compliment!

[Bobzeaux]

The guys who didn't compliment you only refrained because their experience has taught them that complimenting women will instantly make the women think that they are dangerous stalkers. Ergo, they stay away from it if they want you to keep wanting to talk to them.

Alright, so you want men to lay on the compliments left and right. While that sounds like it makes sense, it's impossible to do that without placing women on The Pedestal, which is the most unattractive thing men can do, apparently.

[DatingMissLora]

Darlin, Most women are not afraid of simple compliments like "You look nice" or "You seem like a nice person". Try it, you'll like it:) Hugs, Miss Lora

[Bobzeaux]

Compliments that simple I have tried. 39 times out of 40, it's not enough for them to open their mailbox. :(

[DatingMissLora]

Here's an important tip for men: A lot of women who have their ads up on sites aren't subscribers and can't reply back unless you include an email address. You can always spell it out letter by letter. Happy dating ya'll! Miss Lora

[menaceone509]

You are so sexy

[menaceone509]

"cuz ima pothole"

[acerb45666555]

all ya need for a sensible and financially practical date is just $5! this covers the donuts, coffee, and the chocolate muffin to be shared!....This is the Canadian Way! Oui ! :)