The Ballad of Ann Coulter

Texan songwriter Pat Yollem does a funny song about that skanky GOP wench with a potty mouth, Ann Coulter. He says he's working on a tune about that other GOP skank Mary Matalin soon. When not hunting and deep sea fishing, Yollem enjoys writing songs about topical issues.

The Ballad Of Ann Coulter
(c) Anti-Freep Productions 2007

They call her Rush Limbaugh in a mini-skirt who sure loves to stir up the pot

the big problem with this barren wench is that she's wrong an awful lot

she loves to copy other people's writing and says that it is her own

she sells her little books of hate and lies and she lives all alone

Chorus:
I wonder wonder wonder why could it be Ann Coulter is really a guy

her adam's apple looks like she's in drag on Fire Island

she can namecall and insult like its nobody's bidness

She bobs her head and flicks her hair that's the color of piss

She made the big time when she wrote about that skanky Paula Jones

who said she was boinking Billy Boy while trying to get money to fix her big nose

Ann then went on to write books trashing liberals and the poor and the meek

even though she says she's a Christian that goes to church every week
(Chorus)

Ann thinks that women are too dumb to vote and should just play nice

which is funny when you think of it, because she likes to vote twice

she's so proud and oh, so loud, and wants to be a conservative

but from what she tends to say, her teeny brain must be full of shit
(Chorus)

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