Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off (Lyrics)

"One Jack Off" * original song

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I do NOT own the rights to this song.
This Song belongs to Cledus T. Judd.



Lyrics:
Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store
and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door
good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud
hot lookin' women
ice cold suds
this blonde was playin' poker
she was on a roll
I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole
I had to draw a jack to win
with a stright ace high
but win I drew that card
I kissed that pot goodbye

cause Im one jack off
here in my hand
I got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten and
now Im in a jam
I was doin' fine till I pulled that nine
thats win I went soft
I was temptin fate with an ace high stright
but Im one jack off

Ive played with this deck so long its messin' with my mind
Ive heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind
I can't let her beat me but I aint got a pray
Im sure shes got a real good hand
I see shes got a pair
I stared accross the table
holdin' that cheap call
then win she raised me
well I dang near lost it all
I tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluff
but win I showed her what I had
she said to bad your one jack off

Im just one jack off
aint that great
she said nice try but not to quick and an ace dont make a stright
I said how about another round
she said adie up there hoss
she took all my money
and Im still one jack off

Im one jack off
just my luck
she won my favorite pair of cowboy boots
and the pink slip to my truck
I knew Id have to come again next week
to get back what I lost
thats the story of my life
its seems Im always one jack off

thats right

one jack off

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[prepaidbrian]

@MrNoturaveragerednek a straight is beatable...a royal flush is unbeatable now ur dumb twice and ur other comment doesn't count...your just ONE JACK ASS now

[prepaidbrian]

@MrNoturaveragerednek This is not ALL JACKED UP...the fucking music isnt the same...parodies use the same music and same lyrcis structure...i write parodies myself and there is no way this is ALL JACKED UP....your just ONE JACK OFF

[poptart5008]

@MrNoturaveragerednek a straight is beatable...

[MrNoturaveragerednek]

This song is a parady of Gretchin Wilson's All Jacked Up, while she sings about getting drunk drinking Jack Daniels, He sings about losing a poker game cause he is short of a Jack or he would have a straight, an unbeatable hand in poker.

[Troyboy45373]

Love it!

[Moonnite89]

I just went and saw him Live at our Comedy Club. "Side Splitters" Tampa FL.

Was Funny As Hell. Great Show.

[todd3037]

@ladyerie23 I did look up on youtube before saying thing I am not the moron I act like. Plus I listen to alot of country music my self I am in a vehicle about 10 to 15 hours a day and have nothing else to do but listen to the radio while I work. I am considerd a country music knowit all by my friends plus I play it I write it and I sing it. So we can go on and on and. over stupid trival bull shit because I will argue this point to death like a stubborn mule. Anything you want to know just ask.

[ladyerie23]

@todd3037 Look it up. I know he is big on parodies, but nothing about this song lyrically is like All Jacked Up. This song is about Poker, All Jacked Up is about getting so drunk you don't know what you are doing. I listen to enough country music to know thanks to my fiancee.

[todd3037]

@ladyerie23 whatever Cledus has made a career out of paroding other people songs This one is no exception the music and the melody aren't the same but lyrically they are the same.

[ladyerie23]

@todd3037 This was not a parody of All Jacked Up. It's an original song by Celdus himself (found on back of CD case). If you knew both Cledus T. Judds CDs, and the song you said this was the parody of you would have not said what you said.