A parody of Katy Perry - California Gurls, entitled Jersey Shore Guidos!
As far as I know, this is the very first parody of Katy Perry - California Gurls on YouTube (and probably on Earth!)
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http://jenton.bandcamp.com/track/katy-perry-california-gurls-parody-jersey-sh...
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Lyrics:
know a place where the beach is really nasty
Dank, and dreary, they call it America's armpit
Chugging jager bombs, talking 'bout getting a new haircut
Boys lose their minds, trying to grind up on that club slut
You can find imitations
But nothing comes close to the Situation
Once you party with them
You'll become a guido (got to love the Guido-ohs)
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're unforgettable
Pauly D he loves his blowout
Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're incorrigible
Macho men, but kind of Metro
Love this jam, let's do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
Pose, puckered lips
Remember to point at the camera
And on, on your arm, a girl that kinda looks like Ke$ha
You can find imitations
But nothing comes close to the Situation
Once you party with them
You'll become a guido (got to love the Guido-ohs)
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're unforgettable
Snooki sleeps on a tanning bed
Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're incorrigible
Macho men, but kind of Metro
Love this jam, let's do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
Snoop
Spray tanned, toned and ready
Gel it up, just to make it sexy
Boob jobbed guidettes, these are the girls they try to get
They work their guns, but it ain't just for fun
Tanaholics, love the sun (GET SOME)
Designer jeans, tight t-shirt fiend, never wanna wear sunscreen
Every day, no dismay, they're on display, just like a big cliche
Guido Beach and AC, just a meathead's best wet dream
Homeboys banging out, all that grease leaking out
Nicknaming, no shame in, manscaping, by day's end, just some horny young man
Snookie my lady (yea?), lookie here baby (uh huh),
You kinda lack grace, but it's messed some dude punched you in the face
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're unforgettable
MTV you need to be shot
Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
Jersey Shore Guidos, they're incorrigible
Macho men, but kind of Metro
Love this jam, let's do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos)
New Jerseyyyyyy
Jersey Shoreeee
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i love how ppl get so upset over silly lil songs. its so hilarious. Oh an btw i dont know if jersey girls can party or not (seeing as i've never lived there. like im sure most ppl hatin on cali have never lived there) but cali girls rock it hard core baby!!!
buddahnature 1 year ago
@buddahnature haha, I love cali girls too! ^.^
Jenton 1 year ago
Loved it! Coming from a creative writer, great job on the lyrics! Superb.
chrmedfreak14 1 year ago
@chrmedfreak14 aww thanks! That means a lot to me, getting praise from a writer!!! ^.^
Jenton 1 year ago 3
ehi can you put the subtitles? i'm italian and i didn't understand every word =( please?
Kazuhachan91 1 year ago
@Kazuhachan91 Sure thing! I put the lyrics to the song in the 'more info' section. Hope that helps!
Jenton 1 year ago