Bruno Mars Grenade PARODY! Key of Awesome with LYRICS

LYRICS:

BRUNO

We just met, but I know you're my soul mate
I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face

Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I've got next week open. When do you have open?

I sent you my left ear
But you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn't hear

What

Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd

Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendents shoe

Oh that's good shoe

I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes I'll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes

Oh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future

GIRL

Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you
Stop offering things that you'll never have to do
Just take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Why
would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?

BRUNO

I'd eat a pile of glass
Pull my heart out through my ass

GIRL

You know what you could do for me?

BRUNO

What baby

GIRL

The dishes and the trash
Lets take that Tango class
Then watch Lifetime TV

BRUNO

I'll shop at Target with you
Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews
I'd go to brunch with your book club friends




I'll tell you that you're not fat again
It nightmare ever ends
I would rather eat 50 grenades
Wear a speedo made of razor blades
Then have to deal with you baby
And your stupid mom

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[imlovinit418]

u know someones a stalker when he sends u his finger nail clippings :)

[Isalovereggae]

I loved this part "Then have to deal with you baby

And your stupid mom"

[C12G12]

I lol'd

[donvictorcorteone]

Cute girl

[kyle6394]

cool do a song on tnt

[TacoMonkey369]

Why would I want a boyfriend that COULDN'T GIVE ME HEAD! lml

[rapidz10]

Why do u make the best videos

[MyaSummer2017]

FUNNY AS HELL! Key of awesome makes the best parodys EVA!!!! :) ;) Thumbs up if you agree!!

[samanthabihun]

lets take that tango class then watch some life time tv ill shop at target with u bye u ticets to dave matthews ill go to bruch with ur book club friends ill tell u that ur not fat again this nightmare never ends i would rather eat 50 grenades and wear a speedo made of razer blades then have to deal with u baby AND UR STUPID MOM part 3

[samanthabihun]

i would peel u a million grapes n make a portrait using audiotapes yes ill protect u from robots n futuristic apes oh get your stinking paws off my gfriend u dirty ape from the future calm down u crazy clown wat is wrong whit u stop offering thing that you'll never have to do just take ur pills pay ur bills i dont want u dead y would i want a bfriend who dosent have a head ad eat a pile of glass pull my hart from my butt u know wat u could do for me wat baby the dishes in the trash.... part 2

[samanthabihun]

We just met but i know youre my soul mate ive got your name tattooed on my chest neck and face lets get hitchedright away or at least pick a date ive got next week open when do u have open i sent u my left ear but u tassed it of the pier then said something i couldnt hear what i gave u all me string and my fingernail clippings i hope i dont sound deranges but id chop of my head off i just went off my meds for u id drink a bodttle of crazy glue n lick a bathroom attendents shoe oh thats good shoe

[samanthabihun]

ok idk y but im going to sing this