Turkey Town (Original Thanksgiving Song 2009) by JC Van Luyn

*Some Explicit Lyrics* please be advised/responsible for the kiddies.
Happy Thanksgiving 2009! sure was a memorable one.
Turkey Town (Original Thanksgiving Song)
by JC Van Luyn
copyright 2009

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If this song doesn't make sense, it probably doesn't XD This song is meant for entertainment purposes only; no bashing..it's just songwriting.

There are many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. And these are just some that I have found that people are thankful for this year; I tried to incorporate 2009 moments and a little bit of 2008. I also had to rhyme it with what people are thankful for..

I'd like to thank Adam Sandler for inspiring me to write this song..his Thanksgiving song is classic...

Lyrics: (wish I could say that the lyrics are false accuracies of real statements and events...lol..I did some research around the net to inspire me)

Thank you Patrick Swayze/for teaching me how to dance so dirrty
Thank you Michael jackson/internet never saw so much action
Thank you Kanye West/D U M B A S S
Thank you swine flu/oink oink snort snort achoo achoo
Thank you paranormal activity/now I know I'm not alone when i go to sleep
Thank you Heath Ledger/f*@k brokeback, your joker is better

Chorus
Gobble gobble dee and a gobble gobble doo
You Gobble gobble me/And I Gobble gobble you
Let's Gobble gobble down all the way to turkey town

Thank you Twitter/now everyone will know I'm on the the sh*tter
Thank you iphone/who needs a brain when you own an iphone
Thank you Craigslist/now I've found a way to sell my unwanted kids
Thank you Manny Pacquiao/undisputed king of pound for pound
Thank you Barack Obama/so what, if your name rhymes with Osama
Thank you Susan Boyle/you sure are one talented singing gargoyle

Thank you recession/I've learned how to give up material possessions (not by choice)
Thank you twilight/love at first vomit, I meant, love at first bite
Thank you Sarah Palin/now i know what it means to be half bakin
Thank you Britney Spears/your tummy tuck dance almost brought me to tears
Thank you Facebook/I've never seen the sun since I've logged on to facebook
Thank you Wikipedia/now I can diagnose and treat chlamydia

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[JessicaHalleLynn]

love this; very clever and funny! Where is the 2010 version? I want more!!!! :-)

[Marvelmybuddha]

thank you JC...love it!

[Lilangel63795]

Lol.. love love love this song! :) and it's funny 'cause my computer froze, but kept playing it... and the beep at the end made me think my computer had something majorly wrong with it! i was like ahh!! but yea.. haha. Love this songg

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[DivineSinners]

Sweet tune, great lyrics. Well done!

Let me just add, "Thank You, JC Van Luyn" for this song.

Five Stars.

[jasonthemage]

your right this one has more curses than the tik tok parody song lol

[decisive123]

hes not stuped your stuped hes amazing.

[TolgahanA52]

hahaha thats not funny! you are stupid.