Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Best Quotes

Some good quotes from btvs

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[Wilara4Ever]

Buffy - What are you doing here?

Spike - I...

Buffy - FIVE words or less

Spike Out. For a Walk... Bitch

[TheJessy8888]

here is an other one:

Buffy: Spike and I are getting married...

Xander: how? what? how?

Giles: three excellent questions.

[QueenMJade89]

Lol "i've seen every episode of Doctor Who. I Oo at Spike it Doctor Who spinoff series Torchwood."

[jimbot1980]

Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it!

[siggster03]

Spike: Its a big rock... Can't wait to tell me friends. They don't have a rock this big.

[BuffyAnneSummers100]

@dagnyjetties Spike: You know, I was actually at Woodstock. Trippy gig. I ate a Flower Child, and I sat there for 6 hours, watchin' my hand move.

[dagnyjetties]

Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.

Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?

Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.

[dagnyjetties]

Giles: Dear God, Buffy, there's only so much I can take. We're gonna have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old to be babysat. And it's not fair on her.

Buffy: What'd she make you do?

Giles: Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.

[dagnyjetties]

Buffy: In other words, your typical male.

Xander: On behalf of my gender: Hey!

Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.

Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[dagnyjetties]

Buffy: This is Andrew, he's our hostage.

Andrew: I prefer guestage.

[dagnyjetties]

Vampire: And when I kill her, it will be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there.

Spike: You were there?! If every vampire who said he was actually at the crucifixion really was there, it would've been like Woodstock!

[dagnyjetties]

Spike: Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?