The Shelf of Things That Don't Exist

A response to the Blasphemy Challenge.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• atheist
• atheism
• Blasphemy
• Challenge
• Jesus
• God
• religion

[S0n0fMan]

Out of the depths I cry to you, O LORD; O Lord, hear my voice. Let your ears be attentive to my cry for mercy. If you, O LORD, kept a record of sins, O Lord, who could stand? But with you there is forgiveness; therefore you are feared. I wait for the LORD, my soul waits, and in his word I put my hope.

[bhudso01]

Thank you for your response to my vid--wait, no, sorry, you're not bothering to actually comment on my video. You're just praying at me. Idiot Godbot.

[masturskater]

Are you going to tell all the self proclaimed witches that they don't exist, you are not very smart

[bhudso01]

Okay, maybe I was overstating things there. People who call themselves witches DO exist. Magic is bullshit, however, and so witch*craft* doesn't exist.

[2naruto1]

Pokemon do exist you ignorant bigot !

[ciucinciu]

what the hell is a jesus christ?

[ballermuir]

there's a good amount of evidence that christ existed. just not that the religious ideas that he preached were true. so im not really on your side, even though im an atheist too

[gfcx0]

One question.

Whats with the dice? because i'm sure they exist.

[thwonk121]

Wow, and it only took 11 months for that response.

How exactly does DNA come from random proteins amino acids? And how does this first random protein come into existence?

[electronifilm]

yes, and apple cobbler doesn't spontaneously come from the dirt either, but sand does come from rock, just like DNA comes from random protiens and amino acids which come mostly from the random interactions of hydrogen, potassium, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and sulphur.

[S0n0fMan]

My soul waits for the Lord  more than watchmen wait for the morning, more than watchmen wait for the morning. O Israel, put your hope in the LORD, for with the LORD is unfailing love and with him is full redemption. He himself will redeem Israel from all their sins.

[thwonk121]

When the experiment is done using an atmosphere more like the early earth's you end up with organic chemicals, but not ones hospitable with life. You end up with cyanide and formaldehyde. That's embalming fluid, not the building blocks of any kind of life on earth. The modern text books mention that organic compounds arise, but fail to mention what kinds they are.