A Year in Review: 2011 (Original Song)

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Lyrics:

Lindsay Lohan stole a necklace
Amy drank herself to heaven
A lot of shit went down
In the year 2011

Steve Jobs gave us a lot of stuff
Before kicking the bucket
But he left us with the 4S
And told us all to suck it

While Wall Street was well-occupied
Being gay is still a sin
At least that is according
To that bitch, Michele Bachmanm

Charlie Sheen was always winning
And the rapture didn't happen
But that shouldn't mess up
Amy Winehouse's planning

The shouts rang out for proof of birth
Donald Trump says that's not fair
I guess I'd be pissed off as well
If I called that my hair

Kate got married to a Prince
Justin Beiber has no heir
Kim Kardashian did something dumb
And no one really cared

Then Adele set fire to the rain
And Britney's back on top
Can't say the same for Christina
Her album was a flop

Let's not forget when Alec Baldin
Got kicked right off that plane
But he made fun of it on SNL
And that makes it okay

Oh yeah, I guess Osama died
But that's not the biggest part
I hope the world ends 2012
Because Oprah won't be on

No Oprah won't be on
No Oprah won't be on
Do we want to live in such a world?
Now that Oprah is gone?

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Happy New Year, y'all!

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[exterminatalie8]

That was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

[singing2stars]

I like how you say "modern day Ashlee Simpson" as if she's from the 50's :)

[iTeenIdle]

Well this video has just made me love him even more

[ImNotFromSwitzerland]

Omg I wish Joe was my GBFF!!!

[justindb619]

you look like eric from tht 70's show!!

[AKendall7991]

You are soooooo friggin adorable and your videos always make me life better(:

[Joshipher1]

lmaoI love this. Joe you rock! :') you're so funny! <3

[Takanyuo]

sob... being happy is still a sin. :[

[anneliworld]

hahahaha, this was awesome! :D

[mari2497]

1) i love this song.

2) what the fuck happened to your bedazzled ukulele?!?!?!?

[mushergirl]

I love how you pour yourself a glass than drink from the bottle

[oliven96]

I want the chords, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! :D