Uncle Bud [Dirty Mother-Fucker] - Gary B B Coleman

Gary B.B. Coleman
Album: "Too Much Weekend"

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Blues
• Obscene
• Nasty
• Lyrics

[Chavee49]

Tell you a story 'bout a man you dont know He's a dirty motherfucker from the word set go Use to think that Uncle Bud was nice But the sorry motherfucker he stole my wife He lived alone all by his self Had ten wives and fucked em till his death Uncle Buds got this and Uncle Bud's got that Uncle Buds got a penis like a baseball bat Bud's got a gal her name is Mat She got a twelve pound pussy and it's big as a hat Uncle Bud's got a gal her name's Emeline Her ass stands open like a watermelon rhine

[Chavee49]

Anyone knows the rest of the lyrics?

Kindly post them!

[BoilMyKettle]

Anger Management for the win

[MyGhettoCruiser]

I WANT TO MEET UNCLE BUD !!

[sexytman22]

Here is all the lyrics

[sexytman22]

Friends of mine know what I’m talkin’ about.

Fucked ol’ Mutt and he knocked her out.

Uncle Bud he died and he went to hell

He grabbed Tom Devil and he fucked him well

All the little devils up beside the wall

[Said] release him, daddy, 'fore he fuck us all

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud Goddamn him, Uncle Bud

[sexytman22]

Here come a dog with his tail hushed up

His ass all shinin’ like a new tin cup

Here come another one trottin’ down the road.

The jaws of his ass ‘bout to shiver in the cold

Bud’s got a gal and her name is Christine,

She’s got good pussy but she don’t keep it clean.

He’s got another girl and they call her Mutt

You Ask her for her pussy she’ll offer you butt.

[sexytman22]

Who in the hell in this damned ol’ nation

Shit this turd on my plantation.

Don’t give a damn if it’s a woman or a man

You gotta move this shit or I’m gonna raise some sand.

Some folks say Uncle Bud don’t steal.

That’s a Goddamn lie he’s in my watermelon field.

Seed in the watermelon throwin’ away the rind.

Preacher in the gospel lyin’ all the time.

[sexytman22]

Uncle Bud’s got a gal and her name is Matt,

She got a twelve-pound pussy and it’s big as a hat.

Uncle Bud’s got a gal and her name is Emmaline

Her ass keep cookin’ like a watermelon rind.

Old Aunt Dinah come floatin’ down the street,

With her ass and her body just a-twitchin’ to the beat.

Doney, doney don’t need to flirt

Cause I see shit on your underskirt.

[sexytman22]

I'll tell you a story about a man you don't know

He's a dirty mother-fucker from the word say go

I used to think that Uncle Bud was nice

Till the sorry mother-fucker, he stole my wife

He lives alone all by hisself

Had ten wives and he fucked them to death.

Uncle Bud's got this and Uncle Bud's got that

Uncle Bud's got a peter like a baseball bat.

[MrCokeman468]

Ok, I love this soong and for those of you who wanted the lyrics, here ya go, enjoy!

I'll tell you a story about a man you don't know,

He's a dirty mother-fucker from the word say go,

I used to think that Uncle Bud was nice,

Till the sorry mother-fucker stole my wife.

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Goddamn him Uncle Bud.

He lives alone all by hisself,

Had ten wives and he fucked them to death,

Uncle Bud's got this and Uncle Bud's got that,

Uncle Bud's got a peter like a baseball bat.

[cat4real1]

i love it i love it i love it, get outta my watermelon field bud, and let tom devil go