Jizz In My Pants [Halo 3 Remix]

A parody of the hit song, Jizz In My Pants, inspired by Halo 3.

Enjoy.




Load game, BR start
MLG its a work of art
I take a look at your silly name
Your gamertag lacks a familiar phrase
x x big x x
Dont forget to end it in the exact same way
The number of Xs prove how good you can play
I should know I play all day
My Halo skill is straight divine
Your trigger finger aint as quick as mine
I get a kill I want some more
Oh what bliss here comes three more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens on every kill
I wont go negative
Every kill is a thrill
I keep on playing and increase my score and
Now I jizz in my pants

I lose control watching my score go up
I never lose
This is no game of luck
Im insane on the sticks
Some would say thats a must
Hey look I won the game

Bungie never takes me seriously
This isnt how its supposed to be
Delete my emails and lock my threads
Im trying to let you inside my head
Check out this map that I just made
Its for my gametype called MLG Rave
Best game of all time I promise you this
Other peoples game types are hit and miss
Check my inbox thats when I read it
Message from Shiska asking can we dev it
And I jizzed in my pants

I never thought
That this day would come
Bungie asking me to join the fun
Recon armor
A flaming head
Cuz I Jizzed in my pants


This is by far the best day of my life
Better than when I married my wife
What happens now?
Do I get paid?
Bungie better not be pullin my leg

Last night, I played a game
As I recall it was a MLG game
I get 4 shotted from across the map
Whats happening? This game is whack
And I jizzed in my pants

Need to get a kill, Im getting trolled
Killed again, this game gets old
Assassinate a crouching kid
And I jizz in my pants

The next game
I stick a noob
And I jizz in my pants

Shoot a rocket get a triple kill
And I jizz in my pants

When I laser two kids in only one shot
I jizzed in my pants

I just killed an elite
And I jizzed in my pants

I jizz right in my pants
When I play Halo 3
Controller in my hands
Its like havin sex to me
You say I'm immature
Just cuz I play Halo 3
Overkills are commonplace
You should now bow down to me

Thanks to The Lonley Island for the original song.

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[crewealexboy]

51 people thought it was a download button =D

[TwisTinI2ouNDz]

@freakyflow What an idiot. This doesn't agitate me at all. I just get a kick about how worked up you get over it. I bet you play video games for a living, huh? Figures. First off, FLY PAST magazine is a British published literary issue that talks about fighters, bombers, and pilots from WWI to present. Do some real research and try to come at me. And what's this about fly repelant for sheep? Is that what your doctor prescribed you use before sex with your habit of random strangers?

[Stampedercking7]

This video sucks balls

[NCSfan22]

This is awesome lol

[iTzVergil]

Suprisingly entertaining

[mikedx12m]

Fuck u mother fucker get a life thats not cool. I am very religious and that's not cool pow down to me fuck u fuck u and I hope u take an arrow to the knee

[mexikid1000]

That was awesom

[RANDOMNESSiam]

What's at the very biginning before 00:20

[stickymanjosh]

Intro is funny how it leads into song. Lmfao during this vid btw AWESOME CONTROLLER

[ConnoisseurofDigimon]

What's the clip at around 1:4X with teh "Please remain Calm" thing?

[nitendude1]

I Like the part ay 2:28 - 2:42

[Sohwhat1]

Fantastic