Crack a Bottle (SuppleWine Remix)

Eminem's "Crack a Bottle" rewritten the way it should have been. For more info and lyrics go to: http://www.supplewine.com/bubble/crack-a-bottle.php

lyrics

intro
Oh! Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've all been waiting for.
In this corner: weighing 165 pounds,
with a cellar of 17 Cabs, 400 Champagnes, and 4 Sauv Blancs,
the undisputed, most unpretentious wine guy in the world:
Mike Supple!

chorus
So crack a bottle, pour it, sip and swallow.
Don't act like you love the bubbles; all you drink is Pinot!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, bitches sippin' on my Merlot.
Got one in my cellar and no not one of 'em got a nose.
Now where's the Riedel? Who's got the Riedel? I know there's
just too many good wines and there's really not that many of us.
And ladies love us. My posse's stompin' up juice. It's
on 'til the aging's done and we're starting this party from crush.

verse 1
Sip on Andre?
I sure can't; gives me pangs of disgust.
Drink if you must.
Your head will throb as if you got hit by trucks.
It's not from the alcohol, but more the cheap sugar rush.
Want a buzz? Chug fermented juice from out of oak butts.
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks.
It's a must I redeem wine's name and haters get mushed.
Ladies blush. Man they love me when I twist off a cap,
fill the cup, flood the club with bubbles flowing like mad.
Now picture us: it's ridiculous you curse at the thought,
'cuz when I sip and have to spit you cry for Cabernet lost.
If I could blind the booze as perfect perfumed wine every time,
every red, every white, from simple grapes on the vine;
it's called oenology. The expert gents have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true.
Not to mention back with a fierce thirst so here's the symbol
of the site: screw it. The Champagne's chilled, so let's go.

chorus

verse 2
They see that row tractor go by, they're like, "Oh my!"
You ain't got to tell me why you're drunk 'cuz I know why.
I dip through on my eight-five F the John Deere way.
Napa's rich, they're all one batch, cater to RP.
But hey, what else can I say? I love the Bay.
All tilling, cloning, planting on schist and rocky clay.
And prepping the vines for when spring returns.
Watch the vineyards for frost, then bud break begins.
I'll be damned. More fungus sprouting up again.
Spray it down only now and then, cropping not too thin.
Hiring aliens is not a fable;
they come from down south in the Baja or mainland Mexico,
the hell if I know.
I pay them really cheap that's final.
Derision, derision. Vineyard looks like precision excision.
If they crow, I keep peace like Draco.
Just let the wine flow - keep tourists away from the vines though.

chorus

verse 3
It's bottle after bottle.
The money ain't a thing when you party with me.
I drink Verdejo: it's simple.
I'm icing down the bottles like you wouldn't believe.
Chilling Sauv Blanc, Semillon, Chardon, can't go wrong, and so on.
Corks pop, the bub's on.
The night's young and you're mine, it's sparkle time.
Bring the cold Dom. Pink bubbles drawn, drink what you want.
Figure on and on, 'til the break of what?
Get the bill for what I'm drinking, load the cases in my truck.
I spend it like it don't mean nothing.
Blow it like it's supposed to be blown, you're about to be shown.
I boot, I rally, I never quit.
Dropping corks on the floor like I empty a clip.
Fat old Burgundy glass, that classy shit:
Echezeaux juice. Then I finish with Deutz.

chorus

Category:

Music

Tags:

• eminem
• dr. dre
• 50 cent
• supplewine
• wine
• champagne
• mike supple
• chris watters
• music
• video
• rap
• hip hop
• napa
• crack
• bottle
• 3am
• bikini
• dancer
• hot
• girls
• crack a bottle
• dr dre

[QuEEzY7707]

Em version is better but dis is kewl 2:) sexy girlz tho:D

[supplewine]

@QuEEzY7707 Thanks for checking it out. And yes, I'll never argue that I come close to the rapping ability of Eminem!

[QuEEzY7707]

@supplewine its rlly good tho:D

[TheDjmuffin007]

Awwwwwww. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mcmanuel2029]

Disgrace of a video poor eminem smh •_•

[47ilyShania]

Hell Naw!!

[jaymoneystacks]

nice bro 

[inkoutxthestars]

LOL

[mssrmoogoo]

nice rapping dude. I'm fairly picky but you're good man. Keep it up (not to mention NICE girls)

[myztainzydeout]

4:29 was the cheesiest thing I've seen this decade!!!