ABDOMINATION - "Teaser Trailer" - Fitness Video Series

Los Angeles, CA
Personal Trainer

Written, produced and edited by: Jeremy Hovan
Video: Stratton Glaze
SCRIPT PROTECTED BY: WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA, WEST

TRANSCRIPT FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED
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Are you ready to get punched in the FACE??? With FITNESS???

The sounds of a blacksmith shop fill the air.

ENTER THE FORGE.

Imagine a place filled with the
roar of fire and the noise of hammers and chisels.

The smell of forged steel permeates the room.

The intense heat of the furnace burns the nostrils and stifles
the breath.

The bright orange glow of the hot metal illuminates the face of the Absmith as he visualizes his final product.

Sparks and ashes scatter around
him as he and his furnace coax the best out of the raw materials.

This time your will becomes his and you submit to change your life.

This time isn't like every other fruitless time before.

This time, with you, he will...

BREAK THE MOLD.

Are you ready to get punched in the face with fitness? Then step into the fires of the Ab Lab, with the Absmith and prepare to be Abdominated.

Dominate your abdominals with a total-body, core-centric workout.

Core strength and endurance. The original natural male enhancement formula.

Are you a member of the nation?

The Abdomination?

No?

Well then become a member with exercises such as the Superflye, The Abdominable Snowman, The One-Sided Pimp-Slap, and The Tripod of Death.

Get to the core of the matter and reforge your weak link.

And Have A Strong Day.
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*** DISCLAIMER ***

This video series provides creative, comedic and
entertaining advice and instruction on exercise and
fitness.

ABDOMINATION and Bravo Fitness urge you to
consult your physician prior to engaging in any of the
activities or exercises presented in this video series or
on BravoFitness.net or on HaveAStrongDay.com.

Thank you... ...and Have A Strong Day.

*** DISCLAIMER ***

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• abdominal
• core training
• fitness routine
• comedy
• exercise instruction
• superflye
• abdominable snowman
• one-sided pimp-slap
• tripod of death
• blacksmith forge
• exercise ball
• dumbbell
• barbell
• bench press
• freedom trainer
• push-ups
• six-pack
• aviator sun glasses
• chains
• anvils
• gym
• YMCA
• los angeles
• california
• personal trainer

[ptrefined]

Please tell me you are going to put out a DVD one day.

[HaveAStrongDay]

you know i am!!! i'm working on the next round of bigger and better vids right now. please subscribe!

[EEaudio09]

þetta er næstum eins góður og ég myndi búast við það til vera.

[tillmanhall]

OMG. This is flippin' hilarious! ONE-SIDED PIMP SLAP!!! Way to go, man. Can't wait to see the workouts...except for the tripod of death. That may very well be the end of me....

[caligrl]

Strong Work son... I wanna meet the Absmith, so he can abdominate me. lol