Summer of Floness!

I had to find out what Floness, the star of my earlier video, did in the summer, and then I had to film him and write another theme song. Mission accomplished!

lyrics
The global economy remains in trouble
And only one man can save us:
An aging blaxploitation-era roller disco legend with a towel on his head
Calls himself Floness

Oooooh Floness is back in the cit-ay

He's a living legend
With his light-up winter blades
Now he's chillin in the summer
In his Kanye shades
We said,
We wanna see you roll today, can you put on your skates please?
But now ain't the time for fun, it's time to sell CDs

Five CDs of house music at twenty bucks a pop
With Floness in the house, the hustle never stops

Chorus
Saw him once, now you get a bonus
It's the funkin summer of Floness
Workin' hard, no need for showiness
It's the funkin' summer of Floness
Is he makin' money? Oh yes
It's the funkin' summer of Floness
Summer hustle, then winter slowness
It's the funkin summer of Floness
Yeah

The people stop and stare. He causes quite a stir
He's a funkin' towelhead but here that ain't an ethnic slur (this time)
Keeps selling dance CDs twenty dollars at a time
Makes enough cash to buy some bags that cost a dime

Makes them laugh, but he ain't no joke
He's a money makin' bloke
Glitter bike with glitter spoke
Ride home later and take a toke

(chorus 2x)

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[nym3007]

I'm confused.....to say the least

[panic43]

Perhaps you did not see the earlier Floness video?

[DDSproductions08]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SRRNYRNYM9486]

haha, loved the intro